gayballs

read the whole thing in one day-- yesterday.

I can't believe how much this book made me laugh out loud. I can't believe how much I like Warren Ellis all of a sudden. I haven't read anything by him that I've liked since his run on The Authority.
In this book there's a guy who nakedly strangles cows to death before sucking on their udders.
There's Godzilla costumed bukkake.
A drunken airport security guard that hands box cutters out to the passengers of a plane in a misguided plot to kill her ex boyfriend.

It reminded me a little of Bad Monkeys, the single worst and most retarded book I've read this year, but only because of the surreality of it all, the fucked-upness of the fictional covert operations in the U.S.
But Ellis handled the entire thing with a grace that kept the book rolling.
Crooked Little Vein is a thing of beauty.

This weekend was far too short.

I don't remember any of it, outside of jizzing all over my stomach a right as company arrived, making it impossible for me to shower for 6-7 hours.

Also, I watched Marilyn Monroe in a movie for the first time-- Asphalt Jungle.


and yes, she's everything she's cracked up to be. Almost had another jizz-stomach mess on my hands, thanks to her.

+/-

+ Coworker's son coming back from Iraq alive this week.
+/- is itching to go back, and will, soon.
+ just took the best shit ever
- newspaper I found in the stall had an interview with Brett Ratner
- Brett Ratner is so fucking full of shit-- "My movies have netted 1.5 Billion worldwide BUT WHO'S COUNTING HAHAHAHA" Fuck you, Ratner, ruiner of the X-franchise.
+ seeing coalesce at least twice this week
+ traveling, being alone, meeting new people