gayballs

Bob was a fat, bearded, mild-mannered yogurt aficionado who wore shirts two sizes too small. Bob had a secret, he liked to make ice cream in his spare time, hidden away in his attic. One day, though, the yogurt people found out about his ice cream fetish, and they came a-knockin'.
Bob answered the door, his shirt double-chocolate-stained, his chin beard with bits of rocky-road in it.

"Phil, wh-what's up?"
"We heard about you, Bob. We know what you're into."
"Dude.. It's just ice cream. What're you, the yogurt fucking MAFIA?"

...to be continued