COMIC SHOP INTERIOR:
GABRIEL
EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU PUT ME DOWN FOR THE NEW BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS HALO BOOK?
YOU KNOW, HALO, LIKE THE VID-
COMIC BOOK GUY
DUDE. I'M A TEENAGE GUY WORKING IN A COMIC SHOP. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT HALO IS?
edit: I tried to format this so that it'd look like a screenplay but SG is gay. so nevermind.
Jin from L O S T was in the episode of The Shield I watched tonight. How fuckin weird to watch that dude speak perfect, unaccented English. fucking crazy.
The greatest band ever is putting out a DVD. wooo

Zach Galifianakis is in a KANYE WEST video.