It needs to be said that Baby Love is a stupid name and it sounds like it comes from a Beyonce or Gwen Stefani record title.
The new models on this site have been weirding me out lately. some of them look like straight up playboy models and some of them are one step away from setting their legs up on stirrups and showing us their birth canal. I love pussy as much as the next guy but.. yeah.
So yeah.
This was my front lawn last thursday.
I'd love to go through at least one week without some catastrophic fucking bullshit taking a shit on my life.
Like yesterday, locking my keys in my car for the second time in like... 5 weeks.
On the bright side, I saw SUPERBAD and it was fucking FUNNY.
I mean
SO goddamn funny that it gets an honorary top five of the year slot (so far. subject to change without notice.)
It was awesome and vulgar and made me want to go back to high school and not be angry straight edge born again Gabriel.
It made me wish I'd done things differently.
For real, go see this shit. Fucking cameos from Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared, too. I love that. I love Apatow. He produced this shit. Seth Rogen wrote it. Who cares who directed it.
It was fucking GENIUS.
Okay. The new Against Me! comes out today.
I'm psyched as fuck.
The new models on this site have been weirding me out lately. some of them look like straight up playboy models and some of them are one step away from setting their legs up on stirrups and showing us their birth canal. I love pussy as much as the next guy but.. yeah.
So yeah.
This was my front lawn last thursday.
I'd love to go through at least one week without some catastrophic fucking bullshit taking a shit on my life.
Like yesterday, locking my keys in my car for the second time in like... 5 weeks.
On the bright side, I saw SUPERBAD and it was fucking FUNNY.
I mean
SO goddamn funny that it gets an honorary top five of the year slot (so far. subject to change without notice.)
It was awesome and vulgar and made me want to go back to high school and not be angry straight edge born again Gabriel.
It made me wish I'd done things differently.
For real, go see this shit. Fucking cameos from Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared, too. I love that. I love Apatow. He produced this shit. Seth Rogen wrote it. Who cares who directed it.
It was fucking GENIUS.
Okay. The new Against Me! comes out today.
I'm psyched as fuck.
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thank you. someone needed to say it!
Yeah I was straightedge in high school too, and it backfired because the second one of my old friends hooked me up with bottles of schnapps I was a total drunk for about 3 months. HA.