"Oh, that guy? He passes out at every party. In fact, he passes out everywhere," Aaron said.
I had passed out on this dude's couch, drunk.
Four beers and two girl drinks that somehow constituted a mix between a Sex on the Beach and a Margarita later, I was asleep.
This wasn't the usual party for me to fall asleep at, it was made up...
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I had passed out on this dude's couch, drunk.
Four beers and two girl drinks that somehow constituted a mix between a Sex on the Beach and a Margarita later, I was asleep.
This wasn't the usual party for me to fall asleep at, it was made up...
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instarsia:
I love you Gayballs
avidity:
that video is hilarious
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elizagirl:
I AIN'T MESSIN' AROUND, FOO.
madam_lash:
yay at standing up for yourself 
i need to get laid...
i need to get laid...
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snlchick_ms:
That's the best picture!! 
cinnamongurl:
anal....old chub anal 
I better retire my anal sex jokes....people get tired of them I guess, or maybe it's because I am serious and they just can't handle it
I better retire my anal sex jokes....people get tired of them I guess, or maybe it's because I am serious and they just can't handle it
I'm here. I made it.
It is so goddamn cold here I never imgined it'd be tis way. I've had maybe 5 beers and a glss of sangria.
my spelling aint wha t it used to be.
fuck.
anyway
we missed our flight here this mrrongin because we're late to everytihng.
I'm drunk
always goddamn late
but we made it
air and space musem is...
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It is so goddamn cold here I never imgined it'd be tis way. I've had maybe 5 beers and a glss of sangria.
my spelling aint wha t it used to be.
fuck.
anyway
we missed our flight here this mrrongin because we're late to everytihng.
I'm drunk
always goddamn late
but we made it
air and space musem is...
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elvis:
the zoo is fun but not in the cold.
and sure rub it in that your so close yet so far away *cry *
maybe check out the history museum
and sure rub it in that your so close yet so far away *cry *
maybe check out the history museum
bringherheart:
My vote is that you find the bar where all the Republican Beaurecrats go, go there and pee on all of them.
I miss you terribly.
You think that's cold? Ha, I can't move my car right now we got so much snow.
I miss you terribly.
You think that's cold? Ha, I can't move my car right now we got so much snow.
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timber_:
trust me. it hurts like a motherfucker.
jackieomonroe:
Yoo, that Oscar party loooks like funnnnnn
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kristynamuch:
jersy was a punk band in burlington ontario.
i dont think they are still around.
its my favourite sweater though it should be burned due to the fact that over 12 safety pins are currently holding certain parts together.
you cat is crazy!
i dont think they are still around.
its my favourite sweater though it should be burned due to the fact that over 12 safety pins are currently holding certain parts together.
you cat is crazy!
phunkybrewster:
bai ling is teh gaysorrsssss 
"Well, if you're so depressed why don't you work out then?"
"When? When have we stopped today? We need to get this shit done! We cleaned all morning and now we're at Target!"
This is the conversation we had at target yesterday, when I stopped to look at workout equipment. No time for anything. I'm gaining weight at an astronomical rate. Today's my brother's going...
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"When? When have we stopped today? We need to get this shit done! We cleaned all morning and now we're at Target!"
This is the conversation we had at target yesterday, when I stopped to look at workout equipment. No time for anything. I'm gaining weight at an astronomical rate. Today's my brother's going...
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elizagirl:
um hmm...
you drunk?
you drunk?
inkedmamajama:
i so wish i could work out right now. do it for me! lol
(we were reading the comics today-well the batman superman one-my daughters love them, hehe-im totally raising little dorks.)
(we were reading the comics today-well the batman superman one-my daughters love them, hehe-im totally raising little dorks.)
Having a girlfriend who works at a small bookstore has its benefits.
A few days ago she brought home an advanced reader's copy of a story entitled Bank of America from the upcoming book Dead Boys, by Richard Lange. I just finished reading it, a thirty-page short story about a bank robber trying to get by. I loved it, and I'm sold on the...
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A few days ago she brought home an advanced reader's copy of a story entitled Bank of America from the upcoming book Dead Boys, by Richard Lange. I just finished reading it, a thirty-page short story about a bank robber trying to get by. I loved it, and I'm sold on the...
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rowe:
*LOL* I feel stupid, I actually had to look that up!!
kalleigh:
thank you sweetheart.
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kaffeine:
Nah, I'm all about Helo. Freckles, shoulders, nose and sweetness.
Mind you, I *do* like a guy who can shout and boss me around...
Mind you, I *do* like a guy who can shout and boss me around...
rockysoon:
Thank You!!
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productiondiva:
i would rather "sleep" through the snoozing for an hour than be up at 4 when the alarm actually goes off!!!!
kaffeine:
Chew it, bitch.
He's not gay, just married.
Just watched the newest Battlestar. Dude, hurry and catch up. Like, now. Damn.
He's not gay, just married.
Just watched the newest Battlestar. Dude, hurry and catch up. Like, now. Damn.
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avidity:
pictures rule.
thank you for today
muah!
thank you for today
muah!
omega668:
i love the kitty !
Don't worry though, I know I'm cute