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wooooooooooo
yesterday was a shit day!
My shrink was like MAN YOU LOOK FUCKED UP
though not in so many words.

This morning I had half of a cup of cereal before realizing that the milk was rotten.
I'm excited just waiting for the brown diarrheal onslaught of doom. It'll be like listening to Khanate.

Whatevers, bro.

My friend Martha became a highschool english...
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cassy:
barf
have a nice friday....and rotten milk is soooooo gross tasting you would have known
merritt:
As for Faulkner, start off with some of his short stories. They'll give you a feel of "Yoknapatawpha County" where most of his stories and novels take place. The Sound and the Fury and Absalom! Absalom! will kick your ass and make you feel stupid. They did me anyway. I had to read Absalom! Absalom! aloud to myself to get the language, the lack of puntuation, the changes in narrator, etc. Difficult but genius.

Our network connection was slow at work today, so I couldn't download any of that shit. Are those links persistent, or do they expire?
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the strangest experience i've had so far today:

my boss and i had to reprimand 'the team' for making too many errors. I had to stand there like Dwight Schrute and be like "YEAH!"
I felt like a traitor but at the same time It's not ME that's making the errors.
And like, I felt like a dumbass being the dude that tries to bring...
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ladylovelybrit:
Hey dude. kiss
merritt:
That show looks like it was fucking crazy!

My favorite goatse-ism:

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timber_:
your nephew is spiderman! thats so RAD smile
and yes, i do take advantage of it when it happens, cause it's rare, lol.
josearcadio:
I agree, your nehpew rules!!! Also:
1. I am glad you had fun on your trip!!!
2. When I finish "World War Z" we have to discuss it!!!!! I might finish it tomorrow...
3. I followed a suggestion of yours and bought "A confederacy of dunces" and I will let you know if I hate it and never ever will read anything you ever give a "thumbs up" on your blog biggrin
Have a great weekend!!! smile
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Just finished The Year of Living Biblically by AJ Jacobs, who is an editor of one of my favorite magazines and the one I've had the longest running subscription to-- Esquire.

I'm feeling too tired to write a description so here's the one from amazon.com:


From Publishers Weekly
Starred Review. What would it require for a person to live all the commandments of the Bible...
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productiondiva:
Trannies love you. Sometimes. But yeah, that looks yummy
productiondiva:
Yeah. Sexercise is my preferred method of weight loss! biggrin
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my DC hosts are showering and I am alive.
Coalesce last night was like.. religion.
I will be home in 8 hours.
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avidity:
i love your inability to make a flight kiss
ladycakes:
Yes. I'm about to put it in box and sell that shit. People can get a cheese grater and sprinkle it on their cereal or spaghetti. Sour, warm, and delicious.
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lesmels:
You should call me... I don't really care if we talk... I just want to hear your voice when you're happy and on your way somewhere... I live for those types of feelings.
cockzombie:
huh?
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avidity:
you better update and leave us something pretty to look at while you're gone.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
i believe i've just set myself up there for disaster lol


koriana:
Well, I'm going to have more time on my hands to read. I think I might just pick that up. Cow necrophilia sounds entertaining....lol.

It's really hard to get dried jizz out of body hair. I hate that.

Marilyn Monroe was under rated. biggrin
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misshavok:
Yep, Hot Fuzz was great.

I will be showing soon. I have been so busy.
brielle:
Hey, thank you! wink
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so i called hertz rent-a-car just now.
something like $700 for a 5 day rental.
that's... unacceptable. I simply can't afford that, at all.

so... uh
i don't know what i'm doing anymore. what the fuck
tayliam:
There is no day like today for going to the gym or running. Once I get into a rythm of saying I will do it tomorrow then I just stop trying at all. But that is me... so I force myself to go out when I have planned to, even when it sounds like too much work.
samling:
thank you, dear.
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bondgurl:
It was bad. Trust me.
productiondiva:
does it count if I count you amoungst my favourite bitches?
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sometimes my job, the place I work, reminds me of the old King Kong (now closed) ride in Universal Studios Florida. As I'm walking through the shop there's a man with a blow torch working on some tractor tracks, the white-hot flashes reflecting off of his mask and every other surface around him.
Nitrogen tanks are letting out white dry ice-like smoke to my left,...
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tayliam:
getting out the door with the intention of working out is winning no matter what you actually accomplish. I am attempting to rouse myself for a run now...
productiondiva:
Yay for working out. My workout today consisted of getting in and out of the shower, driving 2 seconds down the street, sitting and having an interview for a half hour and spending the rest of the day sleeping or reading. Nice huh? Yeah and I am still tired.