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Annalee is leaving.
She's struggling with being a 'good' person, and that's part of why she's leaving.

I gotta say, I respect it. I want to be a good person, so badly.
I don't know what it'd take, but I want to be that. I know that my doing good deeds (I try try try to do nice things for strangers all of the time)...
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lilypurr:
they do indeed, and liquor store, johnny quest... better to be familiar with the classics than 'she's gonna break soon', I can honestly say I hate that song, they are also really good live.
lielock:
isn't it weird to actually say that..and mean it?
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me: you should check the milk, it's been there forever.
she takes out the milk, opens it, sniffs it, and shakes her head.
me: it's bad?
her: yeah, plus, it's got a film on the top.
me: is it an independent film? HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
me: how does it feel to live with a comedy GENIUS?
her: I have no idea....
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sweetbutch:


yes, satan is real

louvin brother


as real as insomnia



and yes, you are a funny MF

glad youre not my boyfriend gayballs



there aint room enough in this barcolounger

for two comedy geniuses


like us

sweetbutch:


there should have been a big booger warning over that spoiler


did the meds keep you up?


or is it the utter facination with your own odors?

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ladycakes:
I know for real. I'd totally scratch my balls in front of you.
timber_:
ew.

this blog just made me throw up in my mouth a little...

i hope you feel better soon!
but you might get a yeast infection if your on antibiotics, lol. be careful.

ps- an acupuncturist can work on your sinuses too. heh.
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Last night I dreamt that I had a couple of gay neighbors who one day knocked on my door. When I opened it they handed me a note: "We've seen you around and were wondering if you'd like to play with us. We could have fun."

I'm not gay, but I considered it, just for the whole being-fucked-by-people-who-really-wanna-fuck-you aspect of it.
Which tells me one...
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ganonymousg:
How is it that we aren't ALREADY friends??? ADD me, I heart... and thanks for the comment!! I actually just dyed my hair red so some new photos are up!! ttyl kiss
avidity:
this quote reminded me of you. it was all super intelligent-like....

Biography lends to death a new terror.
~Oscar Wilde
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I'm up. I'm sick.
My back is murdering me. I made it about 2 sketches into SNL before passing out. But that's a good thing. I need sleep.
I just can't sleep right now.

my back is killllling meeeeeeeeeeee.

cellphone bill this month: $580

I still wish I was drunk. someone get me some Southern Comfort STAT.

I bought the first season of Entourage, a...
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crash_:
...why is your cellphone bill that outrageous number?
zerodiva:
Southern comfort, dude?? You really are sick!!
Feel better soon, k?!
kiss
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"Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor"

Seth Rogen is hosting SNL right now.
awww right.
lielock:
it can be.. I think whenever someone is made to feel safe and warm it ends up being hot.
(make sure the salt rinse isn't table salt but sea or kosher...)

snl...twins..amy whinehouse..funny..hopefully they would drag to to the point of unfunny.
pollythundercat:
pay attention to gmail, FOO.
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lielock:
Have you tried saline and a baby nose sucker (or blowing might work if the saline breaks it up well enough)?? My one daughter gets major sinus problems about every couple a weeks and after warm bath I suck her nose dry. Then I use a cold humidfier and rub some vicks on her belly. But that saline it drys everything up but breaks down the snot in your nose so you can get it out. (but we also have a nebulizer that I use when it gets super bad) She is about to go through another one I can tell from her breathing. Drink your fluids....hard to turn off mommy mode.
aiceanta:
I hope you feel better! Gargle with salt water to kill any germs in your throat, and saline in the nose and lots of fluids like LieLock said.
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oliviavalen:
Aw you want me to come back? lol

How are you doing sweetie?
oliviavalen:
Oh i very much got laid! Shit with like the 4 nights he was here...we got it on at least 10 times! After he left all my friends said i was glowing. lol
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I'm sweating.
Last night was goddamn awful. today was pretty fuckin bad.
I'm drinking coffee with all some vodka and Kahlua.
It feels good with my fucked up throat. Tonight is fucking shitty.
South Park and The Sarah Silverman Show were pretty funny.

I got nothin.
I hope a fucking meteor hits this goddamn apartment and I'm hailed as a hero for giving up my...
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madam_lash:
stop smoking so much pole and your throat will stop hurting wink

do you read the heroes graph novels?
madam_lash:
well apparantly i dont smoke enough of it...

yeah they are good... they make all the episode come together nicely... i havent seen the promo for the next episode, i should find it though
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Yeah.
I'm dreading tonight. I should be asleep by now but I'm dreading the descent into madness that comes with a sleepless night. So I'm not even trying yet. I'll try when I'm good n'ready. I just had a PB and J (Pam Beasley and Jim WHAT A WASTE) sandwich and now I'm... sitting here.

People said nice things about a picture I posted. I...
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evilqween_:
A shoulder rub on your lonely futon? I'm up for the job wink
misshavok:
I love how she looks shocked he nutted her eye.
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elizagirl:
*hug*

dan savage = yes.

be better, ok? poor snotbag.
merritt:
Feel better, dude.
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lesmels:
OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THE TRUTH!
And sorry about the snot crisis... I am so glad I don't literally feel your pain at this moment.

P.s. special requests for pictures??? I'll dedicate a few shots to you for introducing me to the site wink
valcapone:
She's the man.