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What do you do when you can't live up to anyone's expectations? Not even your own?
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mistersatan:
I highly recommend it, unless you hate drinking, strippers and fun.
fr3ak:
I love it so far, beating the shit out of my G4. I have yet to really work it to see how it preforms but right now very happy with the purchase. Get one!
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obd:
you're whipped! tongue
cyberfelix:
Yeah I'm jealous. Jealous of you. That cat kicks ass.
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Who want to come cuddle with me on Christmas?

We can watch "It's a White Christmas" and all three "Santa Claus" movies starting Tim Allen. We'll drink hot cocoa during the first and I'll reminisce how there aren't any musicals made like that any more. Then during the Tim Allen movies we can drink baileys and hot cocoa, or peppermint schnapps and hot cocoa, and...
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cyberfelix:
Awww. I missed the boat on this one.
atomic_tiki:
aww bummer. i'd would have been down regardless of Tim Allen. And would have brought over Jingle All the Way with Arnold Shwarzenager(sp?) and Sin Bad! Everyone loves a movie with Sin Bad
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I love my cat.

I woke up at a quarter to five this morning. My contacts were on fire, as was my belly. I took out the contacts and sat in the bathroom for awhile. Squee joined me in the bathroom, yes he sat in my lap.

I went back to bed and he curled up in front of my face. I like this 'cause...
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jeremy:
I still have it. I figure it's a bit more practical (I can actually fit 8ft lumber in the damn thing), so I held on to it.

I'd highly recommend one, too. They're affordable, insanely practical, and I've never had anything go wrong (other than a couple flat tires) in the 3+ years I've had it.
ivarr:
The car is no longer in drivable condition.
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New definition of not so much fun:

2 a.m.: Pipe leading to the toilet bursts. I'm so tired I think it's my phone vibrating. I'm trying to find the source of the noise but don't go in the bathroom. I finally figure out the noise and wake ivarr up. He doesn't quite get what I'm telling him because he's too tired. I call requiem who...
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toothpickmoe:
I'll never pretend to understand what it takes to be an apartment manager but to be fair a lot of them don't seem to know either.
obd:
yuck. I'm sorry. I have a monkey wrench, but I'm guessing I'm way too late.
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joscelyne:
My soul feels all kinds of violated.
oryon:
I think my oven just asploded!
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Today (because it's past midnight) it's been a week since I got Mr. Squee (Yeah, I went back to the original name. Thanks for the votes). Here's a quick run down of the week:

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Tuesday:

The shelter gives a voucher for a free vet exam for any adopted animal. So we went to the vet. He hates being in his box....
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obd:
I hope he feels better.
jaytan:
Some day, we'll sit on the same side of the table and actually have a conversation. Hope you make the airport this morning.
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breezey:
I Like Squee the best!
lukass:
You could always keep the same comic but different character and go with Johnny... or Nail Bunny.

/L
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requiem is an idiot. He was taking me to the airport when the following conversation happened.

Me: Hon, you're in the bus only lane.
Him: Well I'm a bus.

Motorcycle Cop: Bwoop woop! License, registration and insurance.

Him: *gives officer a credit car*

Cop: License please.

I don't know if I've ever been so embarrassed in my life.

After we get back on the road,...
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maxx:
idiot.....or space genius
joscelyne:
You beat me to it! tongue

That guy cracks me up.
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This is from an e-mail I sent my male bff, Kitty. I made modifications for you, Gentle Readers, just for you.

Sunday I went to the Carson Animal Shelter only to find out it was closed. I cried the entire way home.

I was too depressed to go back yesterday so I went this morning after waking up at 10 a.m. (that's sooo early for...
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ivarr:
I suspect the main reason you want that thing is because it has a cute door. I suggest going to a thirftstore and finding a similar table and adding the door. The only tricky part at all is the curve at the top of the door. For that you'd just go to homedepot or something and see what curved moldings they have and cut the hole for the door to fit. I could do it, but then you'd super-duper owe me.
ivarr:
I used to get my wainscoating from a used building renovation place. There must be something like here. It should be cheap. Screw skymall