Whoa! Kudos to you for completing that! I enjoyed reading it tremendously, but afterwards thought ot myself that I'd never have the attention span to complete such a task myself. dmac <--- lame
74. What are you wearing?
Leopard print thong, a leather aviator's helmet, one sock, and a t-shirt that says "Who Farted?"
Weighed the pros and cons... don't like the result.
Magic 8 Ball say: "You're fucked either way, kid."
So I'll be fucked on the side of seeing my grandfather again (I hope...) before we lose him.
The truth is, I'll regret going and I'll regret staying. At least this way, I'll be home with people who care. Right now, that's a big deal to me.... Read More
Who is in charge here? Who left me unsupervised? Nothing good can come of this. It'll all end in tears...
I've been trying to weigh my options carefully. I've drafted little lists of pros and cons in my head (I'm too afraid to put them down on paper just yet) about whether or not I should stay or go. I think my brain has been... Read More
Blue screen of death got your brain? Maybe you should, oh I don't know, "think different"? HA! See? One can make jokes no matter what the situation. Of course it's easier when one is not in the situation but still. Just stop thinking it over, make a decision and go for it, standing still while you make up your mind won't get you places anyway.
Oh, Money, you dirty little bastard. You little wad of filth, always just out of my reach when I need you most. What will it take to bring you home? I admit it... I took you for granted in the past, but not anymore! I'll change my colors as long as yours remains the same... sweet, sweet, green. Please come home to me. All the... Read More
"We'll meet again... don't know where... don't know when.
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day."
That's the tune that played itself on a loop in my head as I stood in my grandparent's living room last night, the weepy middle of a three person hug that was nothing but tears, sadness, and regret. This scene came just after my grandpa made the... Read More
We definitely should meet for a beer before you vacate the Rose City. Prayers for your grandfather and best wishes for you and your slam plan. Sounds like you've found some good focus and it's awesome that your family is the beneficiary. I'll PM you more in a bit.
No, but a hooker just expressed her deep disappointment that I didn't "hang out" with her after the fourth time we ran into each other. Maybe it was like a sign or something.
Uncle Galaxy will be taking photos throughout the day. He'll be sending them home to Ohio to get a ruling from the Winter Wonderland Driving Tribunal. A unanimous vote by the great council is required to make it official, but good ol' U.G. is pretty sure they will declare that P-town is comprised of a rather large cross-section of namby-pamby crybabies...
Amen to that! I think Portland drivers suck in general but add even a little snow? A recipe for total disaster. I'm not looking forward to dealing with idiots on the road tomorrow.
You working Monday or do you have one of those jobs that gives "snow days"? Apparently, it's going to be bad all week. Ugh....
I'ma echo holler that address to drivers in upstate ny. There's no excuse. Winter has come before and I'm quite sure it will come again. Adjust.
Thanks for the comment. I'm perty keen on it myself... save for the fact that I'm home now re-dressing it because it bled threw my dressing/pants at work today. awesome.
"...the Beta Male gene has survived not by meeting and overcoming adversity, but by anticipating and avoiding it. That is, when the Alpha Males were out charging after mastodons, the Beta Males could imagine in advance that attacking what was essentially an angry, woolly bulldozer with a pointy stick might be a losing proposition, so they hung back at camp to console the grieving widows."... Read More
I agree with Ferretbite's saying that she already sees something she likes, so you're in a good position. But I completely identify with your defeatism, because I feel the exact same thing every time I start something new with someone. Hell, I'm feeling that same defeatism in my current situation.
And no matter what you tell me about how you're feeling, I'm not going to think less of you.
I'll PM you more in a bit.
74. What are you wearing?
Leopard print thong, a leather aviator's helmet, one sock, and a t-shirt that says "Who Farted?"
This seriously made me laugh out loud.
Mine was pirated from some long forgotten retail site. It looked kinda like me and I liked her attitude.
And yes, the derby will be happening before you leave!