ok the last two or so days have sucked... last night work sucked. Woke this morning to go to work. My car had its hood and headlights stolen. Insurance will be taking car of it but i'm still pissed. The girl pissed me off hardcore. Fuck that Is what i say. anyway looking foreward to the weekend.
$) what method of severe punishment should i use on the theives?
*) what are you deathly afraid of?
^) tell me something you think i should know?
nugget of joy-
"You have got to be fuckin' Kiddin' me. They did not take my hood!!!"
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$) ok, this is from a freind of mine, off the top of his head. here goes......
Find some random bum, or a recently deceased person, unpreserved. Put them in the trunk (a rather large trunk) of your vehicle, or even better, a random vehicle that you can get ahold of for at least a day. Now fill the rest of the trunk with coffe beans, leaving just enough room for the victim. Tie your torturee up, and put them in the trunk eye to eye with the body, making sure that the trunk light is still on. After several hours, or a whole day if you feel really patient, you take them out, blindfold them again, and drop them off just about anywhere. For the rest of their life, the smell of coffee will remind them of staring a corpse in the face shortly after being kidnapped. Therapy may reduce the effects, but it'll take a while!
*) Spiders. creepy little bastards.
^) i think you should know the theme from The Golden Girls. damn was bea arthur a hottie!
Uhhhh.....yeah.
The badly bearded one,
The Mad T.