Being good...it gets you stuff. 
Wanna ask me more questions? Shoot away! That was fun.
Wanna ask me more questions? Shoot away! That was fun.
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Here are my answers to your questions. Comments are welcome.
Did you sabotage the plane that killed some of the guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd?
A. I would never do a botch job like that. If I had done it, theyd all be dead.
Are there atheists in foxholes?
A. Probably more now than ever before. Maybe some aphids too.
What does the ending of the...
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Did you sabotage the plane that killed some of the guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd?
A. I would never do a botch job like that. If I had done it, theyd all be dead.
Are there atheists in foxholes?
A. Probably more now than ever before. Maybe some aphids too.
What does the ending of the...
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leena1:
did you hear about A&E's biopic Ike: Countdown to D-Day? it's about Eisenhower and the 90 days leading up to the allies' invasion of Normandy. i can't wait!
I like it when girls are like hockey goalies...I went to 7-11 tonight and there was a gal sitting outside on the curb wearing a skirt. She didn't know it but she flashed her 5-hole real quick then took it away. 
I think I'll wander the site tomorrow and click on random people's journals and say hi.
OK...So I'll do it too. Everybody who's done...
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I think I'll wander the site tomorrow and click on random people's journals and say hi.
OK...So I'll do it too. Everybody who's done...
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mistersatan:
No, I meant navin. Besides, both of you are way late.
nimhly:
There is a bust of Michelangelo's "David" in my building's courtyard. Where did it come from?
The following is a true story! 
I opened my refridgerator this morning and my bottle of orange Gatorade fell out. It rolled across the kitchen onto the carpet of my living room. This of course pissed off the pillows on my sofa, so they jumped on the Gatorade and started beating it. We all know that living room items hate kitchen items. I bet you...
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I opened my refridgerator this morning and my bottle of orange Gatorade fell out. It rolled across the kitchen onto the carpet of my living room. This of course pissed off the pillows on my sofa, so they jumped on the Gatorade and started beating it. We all know that living room items hate kitchen items. I bet you...
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leena1:
go for it! do a Ask-Me journal.. c'mon... join the crowd 
did i devulge too much info?
did i devulge too much info? 
sweetavenue:
thanks! 
CACA-LOOCHA!!!! 
Hi! I was told to update my journal. So...here goes.
Today is my lil sister's birthday. She's 26 and far further in life than me. She teaches high school math. I'm proud of her.
I'm going to build a submarine. Nah. Nevermind.
I wish I could punch myself on the head and reverse this whole year. Time to see a doctor.
My neighbors have...
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Hi! I was told to update my journal. So...here goes.
Today is my lil sister's birthday. She's 26 and far further in life than me. She teaches high school math. I'm proud of her.
I'm going to build a submarine. Nah. Nevermind.
I wish I could punch myself on the head and reverse this whole year. Time to see a doctor.
My neighbors have...
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mnislahi:
of course you are!
smuffy:
Agent,
I thank thee for the testi.
~Smuffy~
I thank thee for the testi.
~Smuffy~
You're right. Part one was lame. I'll just start over. Part one coming soon...
*sigh*
Damnit. I got a midnight snack.
Q.
1. What's the best "revenge" movie you've ever seen?
2. Does ignoring someone and pretending they don't exist work?
3. Anybody want this taco? I can't eat it.
*sigh*
Damnit. I got a midnight snack.
Q.
1. What's the best "revenge" movie you've ever seen?
2. Does ignoring someone and pretending they don't exist work?
3. Anybody want this taco? I can't eat it.
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sakita:
1. What's the best "revenge" movie you've ever seen?
I spit on your grave. not the best, but my favorite!
2. Does ignoring someone and pretending they don't exist work?
it does if youre a woman.
3. Anybody want this taco? I can't eat it.
no thanks.. tacos give me heart burn...
how are ya sweetie??
im bored and bored and a little more bored.
have a great weekend.
I spit on your grave. not the best, but my favorite!
2. Does ignoring someone and pretending they don't exist work?
it does if youre a woman.
3. Anybody want this taco? I can't eat it.
no thanks.. tacos give me heart burn...
how are ya sweetie??
im bored and bored and a little more bored.
have a great weekend.
leena1:
i noticed ur in the jazz group.... where do you go to watch shows at? aside from yoshis?
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smuffy:
Night you mind bending asshole.
No one will believe you.
No one will believe you.
friedbanana105:
n/m
[Edited on Apr 20, 2004 11:20PM]
[Edited on Apr 20, 2004 11:20PM]
Okie dokie...I'm back.
Sock puppets that say the word "shit" are funny as hell.
I answered my door the other day wearing pajamas. I was unaware that my penis was poking out of the slit in the front of the pajamas.
I got a camera! Yay!!!
I'll be back later in the day. Missed ya!
Q.
1. What is the first thing you notice when...
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Sock puppets that say the word "shit" are funny as hell.
I answered my door the other day wearing pajamas. I was unaware that my penis was poking out of the slit in the front of the pajamas.
I got a camera! Yay!!!
I'll be back later in the day. Missed ya!
Q.
1. What is the first thing you notice when...
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funktion:
looks like there was a party and we all missed it..
funktion:
hmmm..
to my right.. well it used to be my bookshelves. but since I've got my new desk setup, now its some cd's and papers and a printer..
sperm whale... um i have no idea..does he create alot of sperm?
yes i do have some funny underwear
to my right.. well it used to be my bookshelves. but since I've got my new desk setup, now its some cd's and papers and a printer..
sperm whale... um i have no idea..does he create alot of sperm?
yes i do have some funny underwear
Bing and Louis said it best...
" I've gone fishin' "
Don't leave the light on for me tonight.
" I've gone fishin' "
Don't leave the light on for me tonight.
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gravesforthedays:
Are you fucking back yet? Jeeze!
Don't leave me with all these retards!
Don't leave me with all these retards!
smuffy:
I'm very patiently waiting for you to get back. Until then more Google mayhem.
I'm going to hunt for a new profile pic today. This one bores me now. Plus it's not even me. 
*boing*
Glasses are sexy.
I'm getting Photoshop tomorrow! Yay for planned nonsense!
Q.
1. Would you rather go bowling or play mini-golf with me and why?
2. What's all the fuss about pirates and ninjas? Stupid...
3. Will you please smack the ass of the...
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*boing*
Glasses are sexy.
I'm getting Photoshop tomorrow! Yay for planned nonsense!
Q.
1. Would you rather go bowling or play mini-golf with me and why?
2. What's all the fuss about pirates and ninjas? Stupid...
3. Will you please smack the ass of the...
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friedbanana105:
apparently i cannot find the letters "U" or ""... but a fun time was had by all...
friedbanana105:
would you believe me if i told you i don't remember postng those comments last night?
There's a lot of hockey on today
I woke up just in time this morning...within three minutes. I haven't slept this late in a looooong time.
I had dreams all night about people on this site I've never even met in life outside of SG. Woah...do I need a break?
I could put habanero sauce on anything.
Q.
1. What was your favorite toy as...
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I woke up just in time this morning...within three minutes. I haven't slept this late in a looooong time.
I had dreams all night about people on this site I've never even met in life outside of SG. Woah...do I need a break?
I could put habanero sauce on anything.
Q.
1. What was your favorite toy as...
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evilwillow:
fucking update your journal already. *kick*
jena:
"Once upon a time there was a dwarf named Hank,
He stood 4'1" and loved to get tanked.
Hank loved to drink and drink until he could drink no more,
Then go to a place where he could bang a whore.
Beer is the so wonderful, the world's greatest creation;
It made Hank the Dwarf an American sensation.
He roams the country north, south, east, and west;
Frequently meeting hot young ladies and signing their breasts."
He stood 4'1" and loved to get tanked.
Hank loved to drink and drink until he could drink no more,
Then go to a place where he could bang a whore.
Beer is the so wonderful, the world's greatest creation;
It made Hank the Dwarf an American sensation.
He roams the country north, south, east, and west;
Frequently meeting hot young ladies and signing their breasts."
silence
...
Okay...
Visit my friend JohnQPublic and tell him how much he rocks!
I wish I was a good fisherman or a good camper. I wanna be a man's man. Live off the land if i have to. Screw art. It's given me nothin' (except sex, free booze, a lot of travelling, etc.)
I've decided to let a spider set up shop in my...
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Okay...
Visit my friend JohnQPublic and tell him how much he rocks!
I wish I was a good fisherman or a good camper. I wanna be a man's man. Live off the land if i have to. Screw art. It's given me nothin' (except sex, free booze, a lot of travelling, etc.)
I've decided to let a spider set up shop in my...
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evilwillow:
night.
mnislahi:
hey! omg i missed 1:05 ahahah i was sleping
omfg i have a hadache .. hangover.. i caht type
buh!
im out
mom!!!!!!!!
hahai think im stilkl drunk
omfg i have a hadache .. hangover.. i caht type
buh!
im out
mom!!!!!!!!
hahai think im stilkl drunk
*adjusts tophat*