The thing I liked about Liz was that she knew I was a fraud but never said it. The distance between who you are and who you want to be can be measured in all the affects and calculated mannerisms that you talk yourself into. Over time they require no effort. It's like muscle memory for weak egos. She had this weird ability to see...
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I think i re-joined SG because I don't have a basement. Make of that what you will.
I have a bottle of water. It says Smart Water on the label. But how smart is it really? Not so smart that it didn't get captured and put in a bottle.
On a more serious note, why did the chicken cross the road?
I've been gone for 5 years. It's like I just got back from upstate or something. Lot of fapping to catch...
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On a more serious note, why did the chicken cross the road?
I've been gone for 5 years. It's like I just got back from upstate or something. Lot of fapping to catch...
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toothpickmoe:
That's why I like to drink water from the tap. Ha, fucker! You thought you were going to get away and go down that drain? Nope! Well, not until I pee you out later on anyway.
Not that I pee in the sink, of course. Not on the regular, at least....
Anyway, happy fapping!
Not that I pee in the sink, of course. Not on the regular, at least....
Anyway, happy fapping!
snakeplissken:
For old time's sake I say bring up the fridgeknuckles!
I'm back on the block and ready to rock.
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cassiel:
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BACK
j24u:
I can't complain about much; married life rules, the job is still the job (but at least I am employed), and overall I'm surrounded by good people on a daily basis.
Watch this video for the answer to yesterday's quiz question.
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toothpickmoe:
I bet every bean is mesquite flavored too...
You're asking me to comment on a Yankees blog? I don't think my fingers would let me.
You're asking me to comment on a Yankees blog? I don't think my fingers would let me.
toothpickmoe:
Well now I can't... 
i'm writing this with my ps3 controller guys! technology sure iz cool
eric_only:
funny, I'm writing this on a new notebook.
portable technology sure iz cool.
portable technology sure iz cool.
This is the funniest thing that's ever been.
j24u:
Oh dear lord that was wonderful 
sydni:
bwahahaha!
I am the Mayor of Hangover City. 
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toothpickmoe:
Lately I've been the High Theocrat.
mrginger:
I guess we can't count on you to "clean up the streets"?
...so let me insist that however strenuously idealogues strive to 'normalize' popular art, popular artists like Rockwell do not creat normality. Governments, religions, and network statisticians create normality, articulate it and try to impose it. Artists like Rockwell celebrate ordinary equanimity for the eccentric gift that it is... From the essay Shining Hours/Forgiving Rhyme by Dave Hickey from the book Air Guitar, which I...
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coggj:
done
done
bastardo:
Does it have big pictures? Cuz I like books with pictures.
She's made you
Some Kind of laughingstock
Because ya dance to disco
and ya don't like rock
Some Kind of laughingstock
Because ya dance to disco
and ya don't like rock
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lilyk:
i was just anon... it happens
thefreak:
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll
-TM
You'll never even get me out on the
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll
-TM
Still voting for Obama, but it will be close. And I could totally see him losing, unfortunately.
Good luck with your decision.