freeman112

So i always wondered if deaf people would make a good mime. So i always wanted to open my own resturant. And im gonna have specials like tube steak tuesdays. Or buy one meat tube get the other half off. So who ever says that a circle cant fit into a square hole. Well guess what? There fucking wrong. Cause a small circle can fit in a large square hole. I think jello should be added to matter. what is matter? Its either a liquid, a solid or a gas. So what the fuck is jello. If u ask me its a liquid solid. But thats not possible. So i think the line up should be.. Liquid, soild, gas and anything else...JELLO...Im so awsome i should have a movie written about me. Whenever i type LOL i try to laugh out loud that way i dont contradict myself. Even if its not really funny. Chetoos are yummy. I think im gonna bring back old school words. I cant think of any at the moment but when i do think of them im gonna bring them back like JT brought sexy back. I think we should put all the stupid people on an island. And give them everything they need to survive. And then we should put cameras all over and make a show out of it. And see how long stupidity can last before they become extinct. And then right before there all dead we catch them and put them on the indangered speices list. Sometimes i wish i had a tail. That way when i went out and i seen someone i didnt like i would spill there drink all over them and then blame the fact that i cant control my tail and it was an accident. But i would know full well that i can control my tail. And i would laugh over and over agian about it like this 'hahahahahaha i knocked over that guys drink and it was funny'.... Ok so moving on. So how do u tell ugly people that god didnt like them with out being rude? I think they should make a wii sex. For all them lonly nerds that have no chance of ever scoring.. I would own one. Penis pumps are unsafe and should never be used when drunk..But i wouldnt know. OK well im done.. Peace out.. Love jesus and your local drunk bum... Cause you never know that bum might be jesus in a disguise...