freeman112

So they say that sharks attack surfers cause they look like seals. But what if we made surf boards look like sharks? Would they attack then? So i read this story how chap stick is an actual addiction and that people go to meets for it. Thats awsome cause now i can say i have an addiction. So people say dogs that chase there tails are stupid. Well maybe humans should have a tail. That way we can tell who needs to be put down. Or at least put on a leash. So i was thinking about the story about the cow that jumped over the moon. So i looked into it. And i found out that the cow did jump over the moon. but when he landed he trampled the farmer and killed him. So the cow went on trial and he was found guilty and given the death penelty. So they sent him to the butcher. And you know what happens after that. So i want to paint a elephant pink. And then set him free in the wild and take pics of it and act like i found a new specises of elepahnt. I was walking down the street and i seen a biscit and a spoon holding hands. And before i could say anything i seen a butter knife run up and cut the biscit in half and jelly went every where. So moral of the story. If your a biscit never cheat on the knife with the spoon. So ive come to realize that the guy who said everything good comes to an end. Was one miserable man and needs a hug. So i dont get why people call me weird. I dont think its right for people to judge me like that. Just cause i like to collect toe jam and name them doesnt me im weird.