NOTABLE WORK RELATED MOMENTS(I'm a body piercer):
1- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "My girlfriend just got pierced by you and we wanted to know how long until we can have sex."
Me "What'd I pierce on her?"
Guy "Her belly button."
(silent pause)
Me "Um, well if you're sticking it in her navel i'd suggest waiting a few months, otherwise go for it."
2-...
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