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So I'm up at Lake Placid, the World Luge competition is going on, we have a cabin full of beer/liquor, and we made a HUGE logistical error. 8 guys and 3 women. Oh and I'll be out of the army in december. Fucking craziness.

Halloween officially kicks ass. This halloween, hands down, has been the best since birth.

Reasons Halloween is awesome:

1. Watching soldiers have to pay their bets on the world series by wearing a frenchmaid uniforms, pink wigs, and high heels ride through post on a pink bicycle singing "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.

2. Candy......for adults.....you know.....the intense, sweaty "OH GOD YES" kind....
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I'm sick. Sick like i've never been before. Its just my luck that it happens now.

Past 60 day countdown. 15 months seems like a flash. 5 years seems like a blur. Now all I have to do is fight the urge to Re-up. I have leave planned for Dec, just in time to test my new Parabolic K2's! I've never popped on parabolics so I'm pretty excited to melt the mountain again.

This song "Grim Goodbye" from Red Jumpsuit Apparatus...
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I'm so excited. I recieved my pro bono print from Annalee today. /swoon. Its the second piece of mail I've gotten this year.

I'm almost done with Deadwood season 3. I cant believe they get away with that language in the states. I havent watched TV in about 4 years, but I know infantryman and sailors that are averse to the words coming out of...
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I scored a 44 out of 50 on my PTSD test. Aced that son of a bitch. I'll be rocking when I make it to RL. 9 weeks left baby, YEA!

Dear Diary,

One year down. Three months to go. I wish I could decide to either get out or re-up. If I re-up its off to Japan. If I get out its off to Utah College of Massage Therapy / Park City.

Today we lost a girl to suicide. She drank some Iraqi fertilizer to avoid having to marry a fatass prick that told the...
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I wish I could tell someone half of the cool shit I do everyday. If it werent for the stupid shit and my dream of becoming a professional ski bum, I'd do it forever. Seriously though, life is so much fun when you enjoy your job. It almost makes me want to stay in.

I've been re-reading "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". Its truely one...
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I've been seeing alot of those special emails lately, the ones that are titled, "Carpe Diem" and "Dance like you've never been hurt" or some shit like that. I'm getting pretty sick of hearing about how people in this world need to take charge of their lives. I do more in my day than most people do before they even get outta bed. And somedays...
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DEC 02

I remember sitting in my attic. It was a cold december in Utah. I'd nothing better to do except deal with being alone. My truck was out of gas. I refused to go to my job. I had already flunked out of high school. I was sitting on my thrift store loveseat. I wished I'd have kept him. One could sink DEEP into...
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