fartymccrablice

i think most men lie about the size and in my case, the shape, of their penises. my accuser on the other hand, had her own agenda. thats ok though, ol' Farty "Boomer-Wang" McCrablice is adjusting well to prison life.[ if this didnt make any sense, its because its stupid. if it did make sense, im sorry for wasting your time.]


im a bit of a collector. comics, baseball cards, copious amounts of semen, but now ive moved on to something im really excited about, collecting "old people." you can find them almost anywhere. most of my old people i found in the park...etc.[once again im sorry for wasting your time. i hate myself.]