fartymccrablice

did you know you can get your toes shortened?
i met a plastic surgeon in the grocery store today who specialized in that procedure. we were both in the produce aisle and he accidentally dropped a cantaloupe which rolled my way. i stretched out my right leg and grabbed it with my foot. i gave him his cantaloupe, he gave me his card.

i work...
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rude_ruca:

i am sure you get tired of the compliments on your being a genius and that fantastically, sometimes pants pissing humor of yours, but I have to say, I went through your posted comments...haven't laughed harder! Thank you. I think I love you.

Apr 14, 2005

therevolutionary:

yawn

Apr 21, 2005

i think most men lie about the size and in my case, the shape, of their penises. my accuser on the other hand, had her own agenda. thats ok though, ol' Farty "Boomer-Wang" McCrablice is adjusting well to prison life.[ if this didnt make any sense, its because its stupid. if it did make sense, im sorry for wasting your time.]

im a bit of...
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mistersatan:

Are you sure? It's been in my vagina all day.

I mean, not my vagina.

Mar 28, 2005

sydni:

I collect men. we should be friends.

Mar 29, 2005

was' crakin stinkers!
i just dropped in to say, well, im a changed man. after several minutes of soul searching, you know, really getting down deep and shaking up the core. ive come to realize that some of the actions ive made in my life maybe werent the most healthy, advantageous choices and may have even been detrimental to my growth as a fuctioning member...
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