beer spilled on power cords.
and power.
i had a really good time tonight.
i hung out with this guy, RJ. his mom killed herself last night.
i think something like that can just take you and shake your spine and turn everything around.
makes you realize who is really there for you, what is really important, and the things you can leave behind.
went...
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and power.
i had a really good time tonight.
i hung out with this guy, RJ. his mom killed herself last night.
i think something like that can just take you and shake your spine and turn everything around.
makes you realize who is really there for you, what is really important, and the things you can leave behind.
went...
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My dad is a backwards dictionary.
this also makes him very good at jeopardy.
I say to him whats that thing where you go to pick something up but you think its gonna be heavier than it is and your muscles misjudge and you end up smacking yourself in the face?
And he says thats proprioception.
And then my mom is full and she says...
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this also makes him very good at jeopardy.
I say to him whats that thing where you go to pick something up but you think its gonna be heavier than it is and your muscles misjudge and you end up smacking yourself in the face?
And he says thats proprioception.
And then my mom is full and she says...
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zombieshark:
i'm gonna be i madison tomorrow for a few hours.. blah. i finally get there and it's only passing through, figures.
zombieshark:
yes'm, ill email you when i find out when and where we're going to be, we're coming down tonight at 4am now apparently. not sure where to yet though..
..strip clubs rule, off to beansnappers i go wehehe
..strip clubs rule, off to beansnappers i go wehehe
so a lady comes into the store today with her 4 kids. we have a sign out front that says "20-50% off everything in the store!"
she asks me "how do i know what percent is off something if it isn't marked?"
i say "is there something specific that you were wondering about? i can let you know."
"yes, the rings."
"the rings are priced...
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she asks me "how do i know what percent is off something if it isn't marked?"
i say "is there something specific that you were wondering about? i can let you know."
"yes, the rings."
"the rings are priced...
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coyoteloco:
In the course of my (thankfully brief) stint in retail I came to the conclusion that at least 1% of the population is completely crazy. The worst thing about those people is that they sour your own attitide, so the next person in line gets a crabby clerk they don't deserve.
frankie18:
god i hate people like that. i seriously have no tolerance in dealing with stupid bitchy people. yesterday at taco bell this fat bitchy lady was hasseling the poor cute taco bell worker. she ordered a ton of stuff and like 10 tacos, one which was a taco supreme for herself. after picking through every taco she became enraged when there wasnt enough sour cream in her taco. she yelled at the taco bell girl saying that the picture clearly showed the sour cream going all the way across the taco and she wanted hers to look like that. i tapped her on the shoulder and asked her if she knew that adding sour cream to your taco makes it 4 times more fattening. then i said that i didnt think she really needed the extra sour cream. she got mad and left. if i ever worked fast food or retail id last 2 days then promptly kill all the customers.
i am posting a dream journal on my webpage. in about an hour, the following dream can be found there.
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I am in a large thrift store which is part of a larger house. In the lobby of the house is a table where a woman sits. She is the cashier. I find a skirt and top that I want to try on. But...
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I am in a large thrift store which is part of a larger house. In the lobby of the house is a table where a woman sits. She is the cashier. I find a skirt and top that I want to try on. But...
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runelateralus:
I must say, the dreams you have are always interesting to read.
kingcrac:
Can I be your friend? I think you're really nice and you always say hi to me in chat.
i am going to the strip club tonight. it is amatuer night.
it will rock (my socks).
liz is trying to convince me to strip.
i don't think it's going to happen.
it will rock (my socks).
liz is trying to convince me to strip.
i don't think it's going to happen.
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shifgrethor:
Well, *ahem* ::assumes proud, manly posture:: it just so happens that I know how to do quite a bit of that fancy webpagin shit. Yep. I EVEN know how to do CGI pages.
And I EVEN have my very own web server WITH database.
Yep yep yep. I know lots of stuff.
And I EVEN have my very own web server WITH database.
Yep yep yep. I know lots of stuff.
tanar:
Don't do it if you're not comfortable with it.
there are some people who give me these weird feelings... like soul pheromones. sometimes good, sometimes bad. like you could just smell something ingrained into their self.
i'm not sure what to make of it.
i'm not sure what to make of it.
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kingbugs:
Maybe they need soul deodorant
I'm boiling eggs
I luff me the eggsalad
I'm boiling eggs
I luff me the eggsalad
tunnelslats:
You missed some good tunnel action.
Damn our creepy old man pheromones for scaring you off!
Damn our creepy old man pheromones for scaring you off!
I am part of a small group that saves animals. I am keeping two animals in my home because of this work, and have become very attached to them.
I am away from my apartment quite a bit. I have specific places in the apartment to keep the animals safe from danger while I am away. One of the animals is a rat, and I...
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I am away from my apartment quite a bit. I have specific places in the apartment to keep the animals safe from danger while I am away. One of the animals is a rat, and I...
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i:
i'm sorry but that last webcam pic made me love you.
ninji:
holy mackerel, your dreams, i tell ya! 
I was watching a commercial on TV for some kind of cleaning device. You could soak up a lot of grime and crap with this type of carpet mop. It was amazing. But I was wondering who actually has that kind of mess to clean up?
And then I was in a hotel apartment. I was with my sister, who was a cleaning lady. The...
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And then I was in a hotel apartment. I was with my sister, who was a cleaning lady. The...
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runelateralus:
Or that...
Well, it was a nice guess.
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Well, it was a nice guess.
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larrydallas:
Dreaming is neat. I would like to share a dream I once had that blew my mind.
My family and I were on holiday near a lake in northen Wisconsin. It was nice, relaxing and enjoyable. While we were sitting on the beach, a huge tital wave formed and began hurling towards us.
Everyone started running and for some reason we ended up at a strip mall type of place. I suddenly became calm. While I was parusing the stores this mini-mall had to offer, I passed a window and inside was the oddest thing.
A huge baby was hooked up to some kind of machine. And when I say huge baby, I mean like 12 feet tall. I had to satisfy my curiosity, so I entered the "store" to see what was up. I was horrified to find out that some madman was genetically altering babies to grow 10 times their size.
His plan was to have these babies go underwater and stomp their feet to create huge tital waves. Shocked, I ran to tell someone. Anyone. I bumped into a guy that worked for the local utility service and told him what I had seen.
He told me not to worry, that I was merely hallucinating due to fact that the gas company was doing tests to put a chemical into the gas so people can see a gas leak.
Then I woke up.
I was amazed that my feeble mind could create something so stupidly weird.
Holla?
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My family and I were on holiday near a lake in northen Wisconsin. It was nice, relaxing and enjoyable. While we were sitting on the beach, a huge tital wave formed and began hurling towards us.
Everyone started running and for some reason we ended up at a strip mall type of place. I suddenly became calm. While I was parusing the stores this mini-mall had to offer, I passed a window and inside was the oddest thing.
A huge baby was hooked up to some kind of machine. And when I say huge baby, I mean like 12 feet tall. I had to satisfy my curiosity, so I entered the "store" to see what was up. I was horrified to find out that some madman was genetically altering babies to grow 10 times their size.
His plan was to have these babies go underwater and stomp their feet to create huge tital waves. Shocked, I ran to tell someone. Anyone. I bumped into a guy that worked for the local utility service and told him what I had seen.
He told me not to worry, that I was merely hallucinating due to fact that the gas company was doing tests to put a chemical into the gas so people can see a gas leak.
Then I woke up.
I was amazed that my feeble mind could create something so stupidly weird.
Holla?
[Edited on Jun 02, 2003]
i dyed my hair again today. needed a touch up.
last night my friend lisa came over. we drank wine and cammed with katie and spyder.
spyder got drunk. he showed his wang. it rocked. then he passed out.
in reference to the last journal entry: just because i whine about not getting any does not mean i want to get some from random and/or...
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last night my friend lisa came over. we drank wine and cammed with katie and spyder.
spyder got drunk. he showed his wang. it rocked. then he passed out.
in reference to the last journal entry: just because i whine about not getting any does not mean i want to get some from random and/or...
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tadzi:
you said "do the sex" thats fucking awesome.
and i absolutely love every one of your favorites lists.
and i absolutely love every one of your favorites lists.
mamabunny:
yur one of those rare girls
funny
neato
smiles
o and
yu like other
girls
muahha
he he
o ClassyLady
so, i'de really like to know what tasks need to be done to make it onto that list of yours...
mama b
funny
neato
smiles
o and
yu like other
girls
muahha
he he
o ClassyLady
so, i'de really like to know what tasks need to be done to make it onto that list of yours...
mama b
i am enjoying an ice cream sandwich.
i had to rollerblade about 20 blocks home, but i went an extra five to get the ice cream sandwich. i needed it.
and it's so worth it.
on a side note, i want sex. sex, now.
poor computer-lovin, ice-cream eatin', sex deprived girl.
meh.
i had to rollerblade about 20 blocks home, but i went an extra five to get the ice cream sandwich. i needed it.
and it's so worth it.
on a side note, i want sex. sex, now.
poor computer-lovin, ice-cream eatin', sex deprived girl.
meh.
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emaline:
yay for sex deprivation!!!
wait...
no.
boo!!!
i think i'm the exact same girl right now, except, change ice-cream eatin' to kool-aid drinkin'
wait...
no.
boo!!!
i think i'm the exact same girl right now, except, change ice-cream eatin' to kool-aid drinkin'
bionicfemme:
I know...I wish someone would get to know me for who I am and not physical shit.
BTW, I love ice cream sandwiches....lawwwwwwwl!!!!
AND I WANT SEX NOW TOO! WHYYYYYYYY.....
BTW, I love ice cream sandwiches....lawwwwwwwl!!!!
AND I WANT SEX NOW TOO! WHYYYYYYYY.....
Well done.
mmm, orchata.