Today there was a hole in my pocket. As I was walking through own I kept hearing the pinging of pennies hitting the floor and it was coming from my general direction. At first I thought people were throwing pennies at me, in the malicious way they do to tramps. Then I felt one go down my leg.
As it turns out, I was walking along dispensing small change onto the pavement via my left ankle. Better than urine, I suppose.
I now have a job. Quite an interesting assignment in Tilbury. This pleases me 'cos there's a great Chinese buffet there.
As it turns out, I was walking along dispensing small change onto the pavement via my left ankle. Better than urine, I suppose.
I now have a job. Quite an interesting assignment in Tilbury. This pleases me 'cos there's a great Chinese buffet there.
elysia:
I'm always upset when I visit Swaffham and there isn't a Farmers Market with Alan Partridge sat in the corner doing a ridiculous commentary.