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If you Google the word "failure" the first entry that comes up is the official White House biography of George Bush.

Try it, it's fun.
esotericus:
THat was a blast :-D

And yes, for some reason I've heard all of these amazing things about Tom Morello. Did I miss something? Playing one chord for three minutes just screams "hack" to me.

It's okay to like something, but when people label severe lack of skill as amazing musicianship, it irks me.
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I just went out to Tesco extra in Pitsea. I know Tesco are pure evil, but where else can I buy stain devils and green tea at 3:00am?

Anyway, when I got there, there was a beaten up Vauxhall Nova outside...you know, replacement wings that don't match, stickers everywhere, with a sign on the dash that said

"Delta Force"
"Counter Terrorism Unit"

I have to...
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Today there was a hole in my pocket. As I was walking through own I kept hearing the pinging of pennies hitting the floor and it was coming from my general direction. At first I thought people were throwing pennies at me, in the malicious way they do to tramps. Then I felt one go down my leg.

As it turns out, I was walking...
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elysia:
I'm always upset when I visit Swaffham and there isn't a Farmers Market with Alan Partridge sat in the corner doing a ridiculous commentary.
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Tidying up is so good for the soul.

In other news, they won't employ me. By "they", I mean everyone.
traumatron:
Funny you say that, the mrs. and I made a start on cleaning the flat - we move out next month, and they'll be people traipsing in and out looking at our place in the meantime.

Oh, and I have a job interview next wednesday for debt collecting job. Which, I imagine will be fucking hilarious.

PS. I still smell like bleach.
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figmentation:
~.^
teasing.
I lurk all the time...

but.. still the question. Who are you?
figmentation:
she was cold and wanting the fire turned on... I addedthe blanket for extra warmth... occasionally I'll wake up to find her curled untder the covers... :: shrug: kitties are silly
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traumatron:
9025. But half of those I would have been asleep, right?

So: 4512.5.

Which doesn't sound like a terribly long time, really. Didn't Jasper Carrott used to do a bit where he worked out how long you spend doing everything in your lifetime?

According to him, you spend a week doing a poo and/or wee. Brilliant.