"Oh, that's too bad... Why?
Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have... Read More
"Did you ever have one of those days where you felt like a tired old whore whose uterus is about to fall out?"
- Californication
I ♥ Hank Moody.....
Right, as it's been a while and I'm multi tasking this with watching 300 why don't we have some nice little subsection action and you can read what you like. Aaaaaight?
"You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me....... I'm gonna fucking die"
- True Romance
At present I am contravening my most preached piece of advice and dwelling on something over which I have no control. Bollocks.
You don't need my address. Just drive up to Leeds & as you come off the M1 you'll see a huge mountain of baby shit on the horizon. My house. Just head for that & get dumping!
Happy birthday to your daughter, hope you both had brilliant day.
* College - it was quite frankly a bag of wank, and my fellow students were mostly inbred under achieving farm hands who would have pissed me off on a... Read More
Is it wrong that I am feeling so jealous I want to call her terrible names despite the innocence?
I'm okay. I drank the stress away yesterday and am back to just being stressed enough to be annoyed but still function like a normal human being. I think it's just a combination of working too hard this week, not sleeping enough, despising the company I work for, a desire to throw a bomb into our house mate's room and personal issues that are probably not going to last very much longer. It was a shitty week but the last straw yesterday was no reason for me to cry. It was ridiculous and now I'm just really embarrassed by it.
"I've some extremely distressing news.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a... Read More
I'm a good person, and a good mother and there are many things that I want for my daughter, that I want for my own life, and that I want to become .....
As long as you know this, these things will be yours.
Your daughter's very lucky to have a loving, caring mum who puts her first, and I'm sure she deserves nothing less..
Respect due for rationalising your behaviour like that, it ain't easy. I was a big drinker myself for a long time, then it was weed (what can i say i have an 'addictive' personality). To be able to step outside yourself & analyse it is a rare quality. It took someone else to point it out for me to change. Big up yourself.
"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust ... and when you're up it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down you never think you'll be up again ... but life goes on"
- Blow
The simple truth of the matter is that you can never fully control your emotions. Despite a burning desire to feel a certain way about something, perhaps a... Read More
honistly i dont know how its going, we chatted on the net on monday but has not answered any messages since
she did however ask me to go with her and her mates to watch the SA/England rugby match next friday so will see then i suppose
"My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx...
How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue?
I hope I didn't just say that all out loud just now."
- Austin Powers
Well it transpires that it's not just a heavily medicated Elysia that makes a horrible drunk.
I wouldn't ice it. I've never seen anything banana iced. Maybe a syrup icing would work,. but it'd have to be a complementary flavour. Like maple syrup or something, I guess. Pass.
Hope you had a good birthday!