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Hello my Ursulas,

Do you have a minute to talk about @venom? Because I got stung by a wasp today, and darn does that hurt. Also, is Sea Hag an amazing set or is it an amazing set?

Unlike that wasp, she could climb inside my trouser leg anytime she wants. Even though I am certain her sting wouldn't be anywhere near as harmless.

See,
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Hello my leaky radiators,

Where I'm from, there's a saying that when it's cold, one ought to make oneself Warm Thoughts. I think there must be a similar saying where @vandoll is from.

It must be working, considering how quickly she's dropping those clothes.

Now it looks like it's working so well that she needs some fanning. As do I, by the way.

Tune
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Hello my broken off big hands,

We continue our morning theme with the set 10 A.M. by the lovely @jackye.

Little known fact: I also always walk around on tippy toes in my kitchen in the morning. Probably not quite as gracefully, though, I admit.

"Ohai, good morning neighbor! Lovely sunny day, isn't it? Excuse your what? Nudity? Oh, I hadn't even noticed." *sweats profusely*
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Hello my terminal cases of bed hair,

In today's pick, the effulgent @bixton allows us to participate in her Morning Rituals. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling more alert already.

Ah yes, the famous "smile lights up the face after the first sip of coffee." I'm sure many of us know this one well. And what a delightful smile it is.

I
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Hello my tainted scraps of vellum,

In today's episode, the delightful @eirenne is taking notes in her Little Black Book, so we better all be on our best behaviour.

Or maybe it's just study notes and I'm being paranoid?

Have we passed the test? Her smile seems to say yes, and if not, why are we getting a big reward?

Join me again tomorrow...
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Hello my slightly scratchy glass panes,

Today in my increasingly misnamed series, I present a very moody set entitled Watch Me Out That Window by the luscious @mermaid.

Rest assured, sweet lady, that I will watch you anywhere and any way you ask me to.

Seriously, who wouldn't, especially with that little bit of a vintage Playboy vibe she's got going on here.

Join me
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Hello my sensory overloads,

Today's pick is a set called That Feel by the fragrant and well-rounded @fishball, if you excuse my punning. Seriously though, the lady is truly stunning, and you don't need me to tell you that.

I completely agree: this is certainly supreme.

Honestly, I could spend hours just admiring and being jealous of those abs.

Tune in again next time for
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Hello my logically flawed moral philosophies,

Who's Bad? - Well, that depends. Bad at what, exactly? Take @sab, for example. She's certainly very good at getting my blood pressure up, which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on the situation.

Have I mentioned she's a snappy dresser? And that hair, oh my!

See what I mean about the blood pressure? Top
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Hello my dynamic dum-dums,

Why So Serious? asks @hexe, and while Cesar Romero will always be my favourite Joker, he might have a serious contender here for sexiest.

"You have no idea, Commissioner Gordon, what I am about to reveal."

"Now, Batman, you can either try to catch me, or save Chief O'Hara, who just fainted from hyperventilating."

Tune in again next time for more
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Hello my worn-out fainting couches,

It's me, your favourite troll-aunt saying hi from my winter-turned-into-summer holiday on the northern hemisphere. Let's have another episode so we don't get completely out of practice, shall we?

Today's pick by the breathtakingly beautiful @giih is called Hysteria in the Room, and we all know what that is code for, don't we?

Honestly, with the hot weather here
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