elizathetroll

Hello my action figures that are totally not dolls,

I am very happy to report that everything in @moon's extensive collection of, err ..., collectibles is in Mint Condition.

See? Even her top is in mint condition. And so are her shoes and her laptop.

Here's another view of that pretty top again, together with an undoubtedly minty-fresh smile. What a beautiful sight, don't
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Hello my shaggy dogs,

Today in our ongoing series "@venom cosplays the houses of Westeros," we learn that there must always be an SG at Winterfell. Hang on, no, that's a Stark. There must always be a Stark at Winterfell. Yeah, that sounds better.

At your service, my lady! I lit up the fireplace and laid out some fresh clothes for you.

Apparently though, a
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Hello my dye-stained towels,

Your favourite troll was once told that red and purple don't go together. Well, that may be true for articles of clothing worn at the same time, but it certainly isn't true for the lovely ladies @katherine and @plum. In fact, it seems that in this case red and purple stick together as if they were Magnetic.

See? A perfect
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Hello my jugs of strained pineapple juice,

It's a cold winter's day here in my corner of Antipodia, so I'm craving something Tropical, and the fabulous @bully sure delivers.

Excellent! I'm feeling warmer already.

And ... I just turned the heater off, and I'm still sweating.

Tune in again tomorrow for all the hotness.

Equatorially yours,

Eliza

Hello my underfed book worms,

Meet another librarian in our heavenly SG library, the lovely @liu who specializes in Books Written By Girls.

I meant to ask her something, but I think I'll just sit here quietly for a while and let her read.

Umm, but now I've forgotten my question. It happens a lot in this library.

Tune in again tomorrow for more
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Hello my little pieces of driftwood,

Can there be such a thing as too much @venom? Of course not. And @venom hanging out with some pretty nature is even better, such as in her set River Jack.

I seriously adore that tree. And of course that gorgeous lady on it.

I also love how that slip doubles as a headdress. It's the only article
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Hello my pre-loved paperbacks,

Forget about nekkid ladies, today's pick is all about books. Heaven Is A Library, and @annalee is our heavenly librarian.

Just look at all those beauties. *swoon*

Okay, okay, maybe there is a little bit of nudity, after all. I'm sure you don't mind, do you?

Join me again tomorrow for more things that let you forget your every day
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Hello my fashionable goth poodles,

Isn't it a perfect day for @rubix looking fabulous in front of pretty art? Of course it is. So let's all enjoy some Play Dead Cult.

Have I promised too much? Fa-bu-lous!

I'm suddenly feeling extra-alive, so I guess method-acting is out.

Join me again tomorrow for more works of art.

Easely yours,

Eliza

Hello my empty bottles of cheap vodka,

Our girl for all eras @viking has a little communist party by herself, all dressed up as a Russian Doll, and even though I may not be the biggest fan of the Bolsheviks, I can't really object to this.

Hello my dropped stitches,

Nothing special to report today, just @auburn being extra-cute in a Knit Cap.

It's not just the cap, it's how one wears it.

I am now blind, but I stand by my opinion that with a cap like this, a young lady is always appropriately dressed.

Tune in again tomorrow for more appropriateness ... same cap-time, sampe cap-channel.

Craftily yours,
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Hello my swimwear malfunctions,

Hey look, it's @rambo in a red bikini that opens at the front. Does that sound familiar in any way? Well, the set is called Fast Times, so one might be forgiven for thinking that she's channelling a notorious teenage boys' fantasy.

"Hi Brad!"

And since this is SG, there's really no good reason for the bottoms to stay on
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Hello my molting love birds,

It's been almost 10 years since we last checked in on our lady @quinne, so let's have a look and see what she's up to in 2012, shall we? Be careful though, as viewing this set may make you Amorous.

Just casually hanging out with a friendly young lady here. My heart is totally not racing, I promise.

Okay,
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