I was working on giving the lady that lives in my computer some freckles and remembered one of my favorite scenes in Pipi Longstocking. Pipi walks past a drugstore and sees an ad that says, "Are you suffering from freckles?" She enters the shop, walks straight up to the clerk and exclaims "No!" The clerk is confused. "No? What do you mean?" - "No, I...
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She cooks and serves drinks at a local tavern to support her study of contemporary hieroglyphics at the University of Knossos. Her hobbies include bull vaulting and labyrinthing.

(No AI used except denoising. Friends don't let friends use generative AI.)

Life hack: skip putting on pants, but make up for it with two tops.

alexislust:
But it's going to be cold. Winter after all 😁

ginary:
🖤

Her name is Humpday Williams, and she works in a goffice.

Likes: owls, reading, pinstripes, vacuum decay

Dislikes: gossip, boomer bosses, emos, wearing panties

amorous:
Nice to meet you, gorgeous! 😍
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Just some magical clothes pretending to be worn?

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FYI, we currently have a small heat wave here in Australia.

headshot:
Take care of your AC ❤️
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Here are two things that make me immediately step away from a set and not leave a like or comment:

- dreadlocks or cornrows on someone who looks decidedly white

- H*rry P*tter cosplay

No judgment, just not something I'll associate with.

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What do you prefer?

headshot:
They both seem to me naughty and nice 😎🖤
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Well, what did you expect?

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I don't know who will still get the reference, but the other day at work (not a food- or hospitality-adjacent workplace) someone mentioned how stressful a job pastry chef is, and I had to chuckle internally.