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FRIDAY:

Birthday Party! Less boobs flashed than the last one I was at, which is okay.

ALSO:

"Monkey Riding Cow" '
"Monkey Drowns You In Blood"
and the ever popular:
"SOCRATE'S ELBOW"

Ninja Techniques were discovered / mastered (To a greater or lesser extent.)

HAHAHA dorkiness redux.

Vestigial dorkiness?

Something.

Girl-in-class whom I sit next to and chat with.
Totally funny: She's oblivious or flirting or both.

Or something:
We're sitting scribbling class notes and her knee is pushing into mine. Not grazing, pushing against.
So I smile inwardly and occasionally tap my feet.

Memory driving home:
10.23pm: Stuffed Cabbage leaves and red wine.

Dinner: Popcorn and apple juice.

Class: Long, brain draining.

Tomorrow: 2 hours of work, 8 hours of school.

"I can't believe a tiger made it all the way across the city without being spotted!"

"What's so hard to imagine about that? Tigers are never spotted."

"Huh?"

"Well, they're striped!"
*Rimshot*

"Do you have ice cream? We could put the cookie on a plate. Then Microwave it." her eyes twinkled, her voice shivered anticpatorialy, "Then we could put the icecream on top."

"Christ!" I blurted, "It's like you're debating doing DP."

"DP? I cannot believe you just went there." She looked at me and I laughed. "Seriously," She said.

I laughed again, "Can you not hear...
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Three short updates, headed by the days they should've been posted on:


FRIDAY:
Saw "Knocked Up" with J and A. Was so freaked out by the implicit "We know it's hard, fucking get on with it anyway" message that I forgot to get the number of the (unknown) young lady sitting next to me. Which is okay, as after the movie, we went to a...
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Simple routines:

post here once a day.
do five pushups
do ten sit ups.

Don't mix wines.
Don't drink cheap vodka after mixing wines.

Cook more, go out less.

My teacher is attractive and roughly my age.
Biology this semester will be interesting.

HAH!

Almost five months and no update. I've decided to change this, so once a day I'll post a picture or blurb of conversation or something.

If you'd like to be the front page for my website, please post a picture of your mouth, adorned or not, about to drink from a cup of tea.

Cheers,
Phill Sea


Conversation blurb:
"I'm the reason he lost...
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A year's SG subscription is roughly what I'd pay to go out with a girl.

I've not been on a date in a few months and in fact don't really feel the urge to.

I do, however <3 hot, naked, tattooed, pierced girls and meeting new people.
There's a logic, thusly, to my having this account.

Feel free to drop me a line, though I...
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