dumpling

I have cleaned up someone else's vomit 4 times in as many weeks.

Competitive eaters are gross at any age. I just can't feel good for them even if they win. No matter how much money you get you are still the disgusting fucker who ate 5 million hot dogs. Who would sleep next to that? Unless you are a small lady competitive eater. Somehow that is awesome.

isetfires is right - I am a scarecrow right now.