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Tuesday May 11, 2004

May 11, 2004
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All of my skirts are too short and when I sit on the subway my underwear touches the vinyl. I hate the feeling on my thighs when they squeak against the seats and I think about dirty toilets, used sheets and all the things my bum is not supposed to touch.

I just can't bring myself to wear longer skirts.
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isetfires:
that's too bad about the garlic, it's a good healer. when i'm sick i swallow raw garlic cloves like giant pills.
hand blender...i think we have one of those at my job. it's like a giant garbage disposal on a stick with an on/off switch. i sometimes chase people aroung the kitchen with it but i always end up running out of cord before the kill.
as for my favorite weapon? i'm gonna have to get back to you on that one cause it's going to require some deep thought.

i will be here for a little over a week....

i can safely say i haven't been on a vacation like this in a long time..a long time.

my dad used to give us a shot of jack daniels in our tea with a shitload of honey and lemon when we were sick....but that might have just been to shut us the fuck up.
c-ya
kiss
May 20, 2004
trilobyte:
Dear goopy eye (mink-eye?), cut it out! As for the strep throat, well, you don't need that either. Get it all out of your system, though, so you can enjoy the summer affliction-free smile

I'll post the second installment in the next day or two - I haven't really had any free time lately (what else is new), aside from the documented prom shenanigans I've been spending most of my free time in the studio or dealing with some level of drama. And this weekend has a concert, possibly the sg burlesque with my friend in it, and some insano all-night party/fundraiser that may involve me being required to get lapdances. Yes, required. Oh, the things I do for charity wink

May 20, 2004

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