There is a raccoon nesting in my roof. I can hear him (?) scratching and building everyday. Yesterday I walked out on my porch and told him to FUCK OFF. I slammed the door really hard and an ashamed quiet fell over the house. Later when he thought I wasn't listening he started building again. I think I only told him to fuck off because...
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Too pinup, but I'm so sick of looking at my dour fucking self everytime I come on this site. This is the perfect place for everything to remain in stasis
"..Manual Cunt asks ....if things don't happen unless you see them happening - do they still happen if you know they're gonna - but don't tell nobody..."
I read Manual Cunt's Critique of Judgement when...
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"..Manual Cunt asks ....if things don't happen unless you see them happening - do they still happen if you know they're gonna - but don't tell nobody..."
I read Manual Cunt's Critique of Judgement when...
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poohki:
hello, awhile back you made a comment in my journal. i am obviously slow at certain things. So, I am writing you to say "hello." 
toiletooth:
huh?
are you really that infatuated with ghostbusters II?
did i read that right?
hi.
are you really that infatuated with ghostbusters II?
did i read that right?
hi.
This woman had enormous feet but she was very small - some of the kids towered over her. She had hundreds of pairs of shoes that she lined up across the room in a figure eight shape and then she danced around them. The kids did not stay still and moved around the room to get a better look at her. I got pee on...
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sakita:
I didnt go anywhere
ive been on a path of destruction recently
going down those well traveled yet long forgotten
roads of deep sad depression.
I want something i can never have
and if i did have it, i wouldnt want it.
and i have not achieved any thing in my life....ok yeah i moved from the states,and am now fluent (almost) in swedish, and study at a swedish university (which isnt easy) and all that crap... but i have no money, no savings....and i hate it.
oh well... i am going to go fantisize about what i want.
ive been on a path of destruction recently
going down those well traveled yet long forgotten
roads of deep sad depression.
I want something i can never have
and if i did have it, i wouldnt want it.
and i have not achieved any thing in my life....ok yeah i moved from the states,and am now fluent (almost) in swedish, and study at a swedish university (which isnt easy) and all that crap... but i have no money, no savings....and i hate it.
oh well... i am going to go fantisize about what i want.
isetfires:
me too.
Winter is eternal this year. A kid told me today that I could just cryogenically freeze my head and keep my memories. I told him I wouldn't want to live that way - just a floating defrosted head with no body. I said I thought it was important for people to die, just like it is important for us to be born and eat and...
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sakita:
OH MY GOD
i miss you!
Havent been around recently. hope you are well.
i miss you!
Havent been around recently. hope you are well.
cedar:
thank you for what you said...
My Chinese medicine doctor thinks I'm a big wimp. He laughs when he puts the needles in and I shriek and then he mutters stuff in Cantonese. Then his wife laughs. I'm trying hard not to be a suck.
He is also pushing my spine in because it sticks out in places (ok - yeah I'll try to document in the next day or so)....
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He is also pushing my spine in because it sticks out in places (ok - yeah I'll try to document in the next day or so)....
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beaky:
I'm sure my son will be ok, I just don't want him to get teased too much cuz of the specs...
juliana:
I actually miss it, too. I felt compelled to include it in my pics section... it's weird to not be able to have the freedom to change your profile photo to whatever random thing.
... cos all i really want to do is scan an orange nipple like some folks do and crop it to 275x125 pixels.
Yay! minkymomo is proud and juliana is sapp-happy.
... cos all i really want to do is scan an orange nipple like some folks do and crop it to 275x125 pixels.
Yay! minkymomo is proud and juliana is sapp-happy.
"And how much do I want to be an outkast dancer? Like, soooo much."
I erased the first part of my journal entry because I want you to focus on this part.
Nows the part where you lie and tell me I'd make a great outkast dancer.
I erased the first part of my journal entry because I want you to focus on this part.
Nows the part where you lie and tell me I'd make a great outkast dancer.
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but_i_buried_you:
yeah i am "joyous"
http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=354066&T=3431
thats the song i made.gotta register to hear it.i can comethere an get naked?????? are you sure,cos i will.anytime you want.!!!!
http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=354066&T=3431
thats the song i made.gotta register to hear it.i can comethere an get naked?????? are you sure,cos i will.anytime you want.!!!!
but_i_buried_you:
oh wait i see you meant at sg!!!!! oops
ahahahahah dumb ole meahaha
sorry.fuck anyway!!!!!!..
ahahahahah dumb ole meahaha
sorry.fuck anyway!!!!!!..
I got needles in my stomach on Monday. He told me he would be back in 15 minutes and I watched the clock because I could feel the needles when I inhaled. He came back in 30 minutes and I became really really hungry. Afterwards I noticed that the incense made my hair smell like pot and my foot was bleeding a bit. I have...
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isetfires:
u fuckin' rule. i love shit and puke stories, they really make my day. you know that story of the little boy with the fart.....that was me. keep em' commin.
thecowboy:
mmmmmm..butts.
The last time I had a snow day was in March 2003. I cleaned the house, shopped and got the computer fixed. Tuesday I got the glorious 6:45am phone call and I proceeded to make myself snacks all day long. I was interrupted once because I remembered that I have been having searing tummy aches for the past two months and I tried meekly to...
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isetfires:
update fucker! i'm sick, stuck at home and in need of things to comment on, so hurry your sorry ass up and tell me things ( lies will do if you have nothing else). tell me about how 1 of the kids you work with ate copious amounts of cookie dough until he threw-up on your brand new gloves and you had to wipe them off on a tree because you were on a field trip and there were no paper products available. bllllahlhalhalbbbbllalllhhhh. baby made a mess. sorry, i can't help it.
green tea or green tea ice cream?
green tea or green tea ice cream?
robscarlett:
crust rhinos on my dishes 
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grendel_kin:
never mind that wacky Juliana.....she becomes soooo possessive at times. all three of us understand that you are falling for me fast....after all, i wrote you a play. she just posts alot because she can type fast, has a superior wit and is uber-cute. yeah, i totally win that one.
...and yes, there are givens in this life. the more mundane aspects of life and their outcome do not concern me so much...it is the struggle for artistry in the actions we take. a certain elegance in life born of ......i don't know. if i knew i would not be so uncertain.
keats likey you....perhaps you've read his "ode to minky". very hot.
...and yes, there are givens in this life. the more mundane aspects of life and their outcome do not concern me so much...it is the struggle for artistry in the actions we take. a certain elegance in life born of ......i don't know. if i knew i would not be so uncertain.
keats likey you....perhaps you've read his "ode to minky". very hot.
sakita:
how are you????
There's a strange little biosphere under my couch cushions. It must be a delicate ecosystem because I am kinda scared to bring the aptly named Shark vacuum to the rescue. How can there be so much stuff under there? I can't feel it on my bum when I sit down.
Tonight will be spent with the most boring man in the world and his boyfriend....
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Tonight will be spent with the most boring man in the world and his boyfriend....
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sakita:
ugh!!!!!
i have sooo missed talking with ya
but ive been a busy beaver
and sick as hell
my voice now sounds robotic.
and it hurts to breathe, and cough, and waaah
but my throat hurts so bad i was in tears earlier!
i have sooo missed talking with ya
but ive been a busy beaver
and sick as hell
my voice now sounds robotic.
and it hurts to breathe, and cough, and waaah
but my throat hurts so bad i was in tears earlier!
robscarlett:
Minky Minky Bo Binky Banana Fanana Fo Finky Me My Mo Minky...Minky.
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isetfires:
ladies and gentlemen..................the Ice Queen cometh.
nice coat fukface. how many innocent sheep were killed to make the lining?
he's frowning because it's freezing. he's blue because someone just threw a bucket of liquid nitrogen on him. frio.
nice coat fukface. how many innocent sheep were killed to make the lining?
he's frowning because it's freezing. he's blue because someone just threw a bucket of liquid nitrogen on him. frio.
codemonkeym:
Looks very dark, too! Here it's very dork! 
Full moon Birthday is over.
I have many things made in China. My favorite is a poster of Norman Bethune having a chat with Chairman Mao over a cup of tea. You can see it in the background of my profile picture.
You got any special things from China?
I have many things made in China. My favorite is a poster of Norman Bethune having a chat with Chairman Mao over a cup of tea. You can see it in the background of my profile picture.
You got any special things from China?
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trilobyte:
I'm glad you found it entertaining. I think the show itself would be even funnier, mind you they'd have to edit out all the times we'd be laughing our asses off...
I dunno, I thought the movie was worthwhile...
Thanks
love and murder,
I dunno, I thought the movie was worthwhile...
Thanks
love and murder,
tiamat:
nope. but my best friend has a Mao alarm clock
but my best friend has a Mao alarm clock
Sorry I don't have anything clever for you, but it's 1 in the morning and the only vietnam vet story I know (besides my very post traumatic, fucked up uncle) involves a guy on a bus heading to Virginia while I was riding cross country to Jersey and it's too long in the telling... at 1 am in the morning.
-j