a mouse just ran across my office floor. and our kat Spike killed one a few days ago. mice give me da fuggin creeps. I'm not used to seeing creatures other than my kids, dogs and cats around my pad. i've never had to deal with a mouse prob before. living on Rock Candy Mountain is gonna take some getting used to.
i hate those...
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I like big butts and I will not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
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lizardam:
Thanks. 
today, i am the NEW AND IMPROVED dufsmash.
happy, fat and bald...and i'm rich bitch.
i woke up this morning in my birfday suit, with her vibrator in my ear. so i guess we had fun...
so far, i got a birfday bj with a happy ending, the day off from work, some hard coffee, a phat doobie, AND she is hiring an electrician to...
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happy, fat and bald...and i'm rich bitch.
i woke up this morning in my birfday suit, with her vibrator in my ear. so i guess we had fun...
so far, i got a birfday bj with a happy ending, the day off from work, some hard coffee, a phat doobie, AND she is hiring an electrician to...
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ckdexterhaven:
Happy fuckin' birthday.
jersey:
happy birthday doll. sounds like the begining of a great day
so she said to me, "I have this stuff to plump up the wood for you."
what does that mean?
what does that mean?
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rodan:
lol - yup, know whatcha mean
gayballs:
hey, happy birthday
Petes Wicked Ale gave me a Wicked Hangover.
the finance company we got our home loan from went out of business.
i got a new puppy and her name is Cookie.
the finance company we got our home loan from went out of business.
i got a new puppy and her name is Cookie.
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dainty_:
Aww I like yer cookie!
missaphex:
vote my new Seth
m.a
m.a
sooner or later i'll write about my latest adventures... the big move was brutal, hopefully we never have to do that again.
Sondawg is the sad teen.
my girls are happy as usual.
the Smash is glowing.
i'm still me.
i'm going to inject some coffee now.
have a groovy day.
Sondawg is the sad teen.
my girls are happy as usual.
the Smash is glowing.
i'm still me.
i'm going to inject some coffee now.
have a groovy day.
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lolapuig:
Have a nice day baby you too.Thanks for your vote. 
gutterman:
Hey!
Glad you're all moved. And also glad to see you are staying positive. If you have some time, check out this page to see what I've been working on most recently. Also, I dig your robot-in-a-rocket.
Glad you're all moved. And also glad to see you are staying positive. If you have some time, check out this page to see what I've been working on most recently. Also, I dig your robot-in-a-rocket.
i am a monkey, and yet a man... i am a monkey man.
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throttlebitch:
Gimme the update or the tequila gets it.
princelogos:
Holyshitstick Batman;.....it"s the Dufsmash !!!!
I just know that you haven't been messing with those leathery little cacti
I just know that you haven't been messing with those leathery little cacti
We also had treefrogs living in the bathtub, which were way cool, they stuck to the wall while we used the tub. sometimes they'd jump off the wall and stick to you while bathing, ( tub toys that play with you), my girl friend used to freak, which made them even more cool. The mice were ok till they ate my closet farm off at the soil line, damn stonedass hippy mice.
Glad you an Sondawg are jammin and maintaining your collective coolness;...your a Great Dad.
(adopt me, I'll take out the trash, I promise)