Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? 
C'yall. Thanks for the mammaries
If there is one thing I have learned this year, its never rely on others. You'll always be left holding your own dick.
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mistersatan:
Perhaps, but how is holding my own dick gonna fix my alternator belt? 
linz:
EXACTLY
So much for going to see Dave Attel 
Damn Carmike Theaters suck ass and Im not just saying that because I just got fired. If there are any Carmike theaters in your city try to avoid them. 
oninochuck:
fired or laid off?
synnove:
ack sorry to hear you got fired.. at least you got some lotr posters out of it 
Damn 90 mins and all you see is 3-5 of George Clooney's ass. What a shame 
mistersatan:
You sicken me, sir.
tunnelslats:
Dr. Zaius, you have a definite gift for mimickry.
No. Everything aint alright. Its AIGHT!
We In the Shelter, goddamnit!
boxterjulep:
you're like an ape and shit!
It aint cha' booty, its ya beauty
linz:
back door baby!
Im Back. Ya'll miss me?
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mistersatan:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
takeshi21:
Rock me Dr. Zaius!
Ooooh SuperGuns tonight on the Histroy Channel
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mistersatan:
You geek! Go outside and steal a car! Get some fresh air!
zona:
your pumpkin rocks
Finally Ive downloaded some new songs to add to my mp3 list. Neil Diamond, baby!
mistersatan:
Fuck yeah fuckin' NEIL, MAN!!!
throatneedle:
September Morn! Love on the Rocks! Rebel in Blue Jeans! You dont bring me flowers! Neil is the ultimate cheese-god! That unibrow is killah! haha
rent "The Jazz Singer"! you'll laugh your ass off haha
rent "The Jazz Singer"! you'll laugh your ass off haha