dominanefret

I was going to write a rather introspective entry detailing how I turn 25 in a week and have now been on this site for more than five and a half years, since I was only a little more than 19 years old. I was going to show you all how I have changed physically over the years I have been on this site, chronicle all of the places I have lived, how I have grown. Bla bla bla, deep shit.


Instead, I am going to share with all of you the amazing find I came across today, while browsing craigslist for a car at an affordable price that I might try to convince my parents to get so that I might actually have transportation. You know, to get a job and to get to that job and get to school when that starts and perhaps actually start having a social life, etc. Either as a second family car, or part Birthday/Christmas present, the rest me paying off over time.


I found this.

A school bus. For $5300, with only 143k miles on it. It has a WHEELCHAIR LIFT. You see, it says it runs great!
NEED. I mean, think of the possibilities.....
We could turn it in to an abode. Home and transportation, all in one! Get enough people in, and $5300 can split in to not very much per person.
Imagine all of the things we can use that lift for. Getting drunk people in and out without having to carry them. As Siv suggested, ponies. If we wanted to go there, getting kegs up.
Obviously the bench seats need to be torn up, and a big comfy bed would have to be put in the back. Probably with lots of pillows piled on top of it, and privacy curtains hanging across. We'd need a dancing cage and a bar. Though we'd need some dorky entertainment too. A TV with a Wii, playstation, and xbox, and and a pillow pit with room to play card games and board games.
It will be epic. We must do it.




Since I don't actually expect any of you to get me a school bus, much less a car, this is my wish list. In case any of you are so inclined to get me anything for this epic birthday.



Something is being cooked which the odor of is making me feel sick to my stomach. Fabulous.