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Saturday Apr 22, 2006

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Yesterday at work, the people in the back room were talking about giving blood. It was three college kids and one guy in his fifties. I was like "They won't let me give blood. I have a bunch of red flags. In the past six months, I've been on anti-psychotic drugs, gotten a tattoo, gotten my nipples pierced, and had unprotected sex with a man." The look on the old guy's face was priceless. I thought he was going to have a heart attack. I hate having to explain to people when I'm kidding. Especially since 80% of what I say at work is bogus. I think it's pretty obvious when I'm just being an idiot.

I'm kinda falling behind in school. I have to read Carrie and write a summary by last Tuesday and write a short story by last Thursday. Plus I have to read The Metamorphosis by Tuesday, do crappy logic homework by Monday, and do an astronomy extra credit assignment since I missed three homeworks already.

My boss tried to trick me and switched my schedule mid-week so that I have to work at 9am tomorrow. But that actually works well because I can see Leftover Crack at 5pm and then hang out with my friend who's visiting from England. That doesn't leave much time for homework, though... Hmm.
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dholokov:
Carrie the Stephen King book? Rent the movie. The metamorphoses will take only a few hours (and here it is in a nutshell: guy becomes cockroach).
Apr 24, 2006
deadbilly:
I recommend coming back to Kafka in your free time. He's kind of difficult, but really great. I'd also recommend reading Hawthorne's Rappaccini's Daughter.
Apr 25, 2006

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