dholokov

My internet was gone all weekend and it made me very very mad. My new phone company swore up and down the switch would not affect my internet service, and sure enough it did. The only reason that their technicians and service representatives continue to draw breath is that they said it would take until next week, but then fixed it today.

To celebrate, I have the best wiki idea ever. Readers, our new project is to ensure that every wikipedia article about a person clearly mentions that said person is human.

So instead of

"Matt Dillon is an American actor"

it should read

"Matt Dillon is a human, American actor."

If the issue is in doubt, however, err on the side of caution.

go forth, my legions!