Having lunch with some friends and coworkers. One of the coworkers is a lady I've knowingly had a crush on, but she's shown no interest in any way. We all start chatting about one of the other guys who just got dumped by his girlfriend and it turned into a whole table-wide relationship discussion, which always makes me uncomfortable, because I've been single since Jesus....
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Sometimes, you run into that one person, whether it's a boy or a girl, who you just know could be your soulmate. This person, next to everyone else, is the most beautiful person in the world, and when they make eye contact with you, it just turns your insides into velvet. When they speak to you, you actually become nervous - regardless of how confident...
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I feel like we, as a society, have grown too dependent on our devices. I had plans to go to a movie with a friend of mine (10 Cloverfield Lane) yesterday morning. I wanted to see the movie, and my friend said he wanted to, but his wife didn't want to go. So earlier in the week, we made plans to see it yesterday morning...
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Apple Goes Back to Basics
Due to the popularity of the iPhone, the technology and media conglomerate, Apple, has announced the newest addition to its line of cellular phones: the rPhone. The rPhone is a sleek, alt-phone with retro styling that uses a rotary disc for dialing numbers.
The rPhone, much like the iPod, features a center click button which activates many of the phone's...
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Went through something no one (on either end -- I'll get to that) should have to deal with. As you're all [painfully] aware, I'm single as fuck. Like doomed-for-life kind of single. And generally speaking, I'm okay with that. But sometimes I get lonely, and I try to meet people through various mediums. Most recently, I joined the online dating cesspool of OKCupid. Hey, it's...
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Here's another article I wrote years ago, because, as the above picture states, I haven't written shit lately. I'm kind of useless.
Cause for fuss: North Korea lanches "Party Satellite"
On Sunday, April 5th, the tiny Communist nation of North Korea successfully launched a satellite-bearing rocket over Japanese airspace and into the Earth's orbit. The launch took place at 11:30 am on the northeastern coast
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