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... this absolutely lovely lady ( @sophoulla )just released a set to MR today. Give it some love.

https://www.suicidegirls.com/girls/sophoulla/album/2856941/swan-song/

Breaking Story: Chris Brown Arrested. Again.

Los Angeles, CA – Christopher “Chris” Maurice Brown, the singer, songwriter, dancer, and well-to-do fuckface, was arrested in his villa yesterday morning for assault with a deadly weapon. Police invaded the home of the notorious R&B bad boy that afternoon, after receiving a 911 call from a distraught meth-head claiming the singer had threatened her with violence and brandished...
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Darren Bouseman Paves the Way for New “Experiences”

Saw franchise director Darren Bouseman has created a new interactive horror experience that potentially paves the way for similar future exhibits. Debuting September 8th of this year, The Tension Experience: Ascension boldly places groups of people in a terrifying experience the likes of which could previously only be experienced by Hollywood actors and actual victims of horrifying...
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N3 Exclusive: Star Wars Episode VIII Plot Leaked!

The much-anticipated follow-up to the wildly popular Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens has finished filming and begins its post-production debut in the editing room this week. Despite being so close to having a finished product, director Rian Anderson (Looper and various episodes of Breaking Bad) is staunchly sticking to the near-Christmas of 2017...
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Italy to Punish Veganistic Parents

Debate was sparked in the rustic township of Turin, Italy, when Mayor Chiara Appendino announced her town would be the world’s first “vegan town.” An opposing politician named Elvira Savino fought her tooth and nail, announcing a law that would make raising children on a vegan diet a punishable crime.

Veganism, which was coined in 1944 by Donald Watson, is...
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Olympics in Full Swing

The Games are on in Rio de Janeiro this summer, and already the US has pulled in 52 medals (21 gold). Legendary swimmer Michael Phelps, who looks like the spawn of Abe Vigoda and Bea Arthur after being born in a vat of hydrochloric acid, won his 22nd gold medal Thursday night, bringing a smile to his probably-unsatisfied, and strangely attractive,...
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Nerd Community Mourns Loss of One of Their Own. Sort of.

The local roleplaying community suffered a tragic loss (sort of) this week, when forever-virgin Jeffrey Dunham was whisked away to, and subsequently killed in, another dimension. Dunham was a well-known, heavily picked on uber-dork who ran the “Roleplayers Gone Wild” website, where sweaty, basement-dwelling neckbeards gather to gawk at chubby nerd girls who show...
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CIA to Test Different Methods of Interrogation

For years, the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) has used harsh methods for interrogating prisoners. The most commonly referred to method, though not necessarily the most often used or most effective, is the waterboarding. When waterboarding, one places a rag over a person's breathing passages and pours water over them, giving them the sensation and thrill of drowning on...
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N3 Exclusive: Scientists Determine Humans Ages 0 – 25 Are, in Fact, Stupid

For as long as humans have been aware of their place in the food chain, we’ve believed we are the pinnacle of the evolutionary ladder. However, scientists at Harvard and Stanford have proven that only humans over the age of 25 can technically be considered superior to other life forms on this...
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Pokémon Go Takes World by Storm, Everyone Less Fat

Niantic Labs, creator of the popular smartphone game Ingress, has secretly worked closely with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services to create a new take on the wildly popular Pokémon series with the new smartphone app “Pokémon Go.” Together, the game designers and the many doctors employed by the DHHS concocted a scheme to...
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