Oh my gods shoot me.
I just took that "amazing" eHarmony.com survey that's like 350 questions and, as they say on the commercials, "proven by scientists over many tests to provide the best possible match between two people:"...
...Yeah...well I spent about half an hour taking this damn survey and then I got this message:
eHarmony.com is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive testing of married individuals. One of the requirements for it to work successfully is for participants to fall into a rigorously defined "profile".
Unfortunately, you do not fit within this profile. eHarmony's matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential participants, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from the matching part of the eHarmony site.
It's hopeless.
may as well be a robut
I just took that "amazing" eHarmony.com survey that's like 350 questions and, as they say on the commercials, "proven by scientists over many tests to provide the best possible match between two people:"...
...Yeah...well I spent about half an hour taking this damn survey and then I got this message:
eHarmony.com is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive testing of married individuals. One of the requirements for it to work successfully is for participants to fall into a rigorously defined "profile".
Unfortunately, you do not fit within this profile. eHarmony's matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential participants, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from the matching part of the eHarmony site.
It's hopeless.
may as well be a robut
thankfully, it means we fit in somewhere.
I guess I should be thankful that I don't fit into the definitions set by successful marriages. Cause I don't plan on ever marrying.