I've been doing a good job of hiding it, but I'm cracking. I thought I could stick it out, but more things have happened (or, rather, more people have started) and I've nowhere left to turn.
I can't stop thinking about things. That "what ifs" and... Read More
I was in a great mood. In the space of 40 seconds I crashed into an incredibly pissed off one. I know who and what triggered it and I know it wasn't intentional.
It's shifted the dynamic considerably though.
I'm done for a bit. I need to straighten this out.
So, apparently I'm supposed to update this. Thing is, I rarely know what to write in it so it gets sudden spurts of updates, followed by a barren period. However, I feel I have to bring this to the attention of the masses.
For those of you who haven't seen this, it's called Cat Shit One. If any of you have ever seen The Unit,... Read More
I'm sick as a dog and generally feel dreadful. I had steak for dinner when I got back from work but couldn't taste it, which made me feel worse.
Feeling sorry for myself, I retired to the computer and suddenly decided that watching Top Gun (again) was a great idea. In fairness, watching Top Gun is always a great idea. So about half way through... Read More
After going through two modems, two routers, a gateway, a switch and a hybrid that I built out of the remnants of a modem and a router, I've finally gotten internet access back after ten days. My iPhone was tiding me over until now (I'm going to kiss Steve Jobs if I ever meet him) but the 3G service was still too slow to... Read More
when i come back you will have to travel west with me if you are free.
i am considering the iphone, but i am also considering getting rid of my mobile service all together and just having a prepay for emergencies and travel,,,,we shall see. as they say "only time will tell!"
Today BubbleBird and I went to see the Bodies Exhibition that we were so cruelly turned away from due to over booking last week (seriously, an hour waiting in a queue that turned out to be just for tickets for other days, you should have seen the queue for the people who actually had tickets). Cameras weren't allowed but I snuck a few pics with... Read More
It really is awesome. I went to the body works expo in Utah and loved every minute of it. There's so much labor that goes into each exhibit that I felt bad that I wasn't spending enough time looking at each one.
One thing that I noticed about it though is how they never touched any of the bodies genitals. Like you'd have these bodies that were all hacked up and gaping open, and the labia was untouched in it's original position and shape. I thought it was kindo funny.
Remember the writers strike? Hollywood basically shut down for several weeks because noone wanted to pay the people who came up with the ideas for multi million dollar shows and movies? Well not everything shut down, Joss Whedon and co. decided to use the time very constructively by making a musical sing-along blog. It only occured to me today how few people know about this... Read More
Win an obscene amount of money. Use that money to...
Get an awesome suit.
Some awesome shades.
Hire CSI Miami's awesome one liner script writers.
Hire The Who to follow me for a week.
Visit everyone who pissed me off.
Deliver incredible one liners to each, followed by donning of shades, Pete Townshend screaming and me strutting off like... Read More
It's a small place which I've had a long feud with that started with a Supermacs (fast food place) giving me the wrong burger and pretending it was right (chicken nuggets in a burger bun are not a chicken breast sandwich). It's silly, but I haven't had a good experience in that town ever since!
hahaha that was hilarious. I guess I need to go to that Supermacs place one day and order a chicken breast sandwich there and FedEx it to you
I'm sick so I can't eat Christmas dinner (the one thing I was looking forward to here at home) and I've got no presents so the only thing I have to look forward to today is going back to sleep at some stage or possibly reading a book in the confinement of the bedroom so as not to... Read More