So the other day I went and got my hair cut. I figured that having neat, shorter hair would attract girls exponentially better than my former long, scraggly, not enough money to get a haircut hair.
Apparently, I was wrong. My charms totally failed tonight. Fuckin' lame.
In hindsight, I suppose it wasn't that bad; it isn't like I got blown off or anything, my...
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Wait, how could I even catch your burrowing ass?
Seriously, you need to come out west.