Wow...I ditched Bill for YODA!
So I'm workin on my 10th marriage or so. Talking action figure Bill Clinton kept cheating on me with my naked dominatrix barbies, so I had to kick that bitch to the curb and find myself a real man.
I kept hearing his lame ass excuses at 2 am from under my bed every time my kitty Osama would dart...
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So I'm workin on my 10th marriage or so. Talking action figure Bill Clinton kept cheating on me with my naked dominatrix barbies, so I had to kick that bitch to the curb and find myself a real man.
I kept hearing his lame ass excuses at 2 am from under my bed every time my kitty Osama would dart...
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I will never understand...
The heart is such a funny instrument. It does not operate on logic or rationale. Nor does it obey well thought out plans. In that regard, it is somewhat akin to a car without brakes...you can only steer it and hope to hell you don't crash and destroy something irreplaceable.
For years I felt...hollow. The void of want and lonliness while...
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The heart is such a funny instrument. It does not operate on logic or rationale. Nor does it obey well thought out plans. In that regard, it is somewhat akin to a car without brakes...you can only steer it and hope to hell you don't crash and destroy something irreplaceable.
For years I felt...hollow. The void of want and lonliness while...
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nox:
I'm crossing my fingers for you.
thescottness:
WE'RE GOIN' COW TIPPIN'!!!!!! 
Drama, drama, drama...
And I probably bring it upon myself through unwise decisions and such, but jebus christ my life does not want for drama.
The latest in As The Worm Turns:
My car was going to be repo'd, and might still be. This after I've paid off the majority of the balance, all but 5 payments. Which means I've paid $18,539, and I...
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And I probably bring it upon myself through unwise decisions and such, but jebus christ my life does not want for drama.
The latest in As The Worm Turns:
My car was going to be repo'd, and might still be. This after I've paid off the majority of the balance, all but 5 payments. Which means I've paid $18,539, and I...
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minceir:
Well i have no job to speak of now, as the boss is not having any work coming his way at the moment and I have very few ideas what i would like to do next. It is all good it gives me a rest and get over the stress of working 
I NEED WORK, i am so sad.
I NEED WORK, i am so sad.
I'm finally getting out of this godforsaken hellhole....maybe
I got the call...I'm flying out on the 15th for a working interview. I'm damn excited. I'm also slightly confused. The phone conversation started with "we'd like to offer you the job, and as part of that offer assist you with your relocation and living expenses for the first few months." The call progressed to "so come...
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I got the call...I'm flying out on the 15th for a working interview. I'm damn excited. I'm also slightly confused. The phone conversation started with "we'd like to offer you the job, and as part of that offer assist you with your relocation and living expenses for the first few months." The call progressed to "so come...
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bepps:
In "beppos rockin 'which of my friends has the best Favorate SG Pics' competition" you rank: Number 23! (The entire results on my journal)
23. SpilledMilk Dude, you got 2 pictures there. I'm sure you've enjoyed looking at more pictures of naked chicks than that.
23. SpilledMilk Dude, you got 2 pictures there. I'm sure you've enjoyed looking at more pictures of naked chicks than that.
bradleyoliver:
thats awesome....good luck! and may the gods ever watch thy crown! ........idunno? 
Holy Crap Holy Crap Holy Crap
I probably shouldn't be getting so excited this early on...but I am. On a lark the other day I decided to look on Craig's list for a job, and found an opening in Washington D.C. for a vet tech position...with relocation and 3 months living expenses provided. And I said to mayself "hmmm...I should revamp my resume and send...
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I probably shouldn't be getting so excited this early on...but I am. On a lark the other day I decided to look on Craig's list for a job, and found an opening in Washington D.C. for a vet tech position...with relocation and 3 months living expenses provided. And I said to mayself "hmmm...I should revamp my resume and send...
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grumpyoldbastard:
well i have been up since 330this morning and i have been doing the typical male thing changing the channels constantly. checking out suiclde girls. and all the stuff you can when it is 330 in the morning.
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maxk:
Best of luck with the new gig! I'll keep fingers and toes crossed for you. I'm looking for a new gig too!
BTW, glad you're no longer shy! Love the pics in your folder.
BTW, glad you're no longer shy! Love the pics in your folder.
Lucy is a bitch...
I partied way too hard last night and am now paying the price. On the upside, it was well worth it. I tend to abstain from visual pharmacology for years and then break down and go balls to the wall with it, which is exactly what I did. I'm still feeling the effects almost 24 hours later.
My first major mistake:...
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I partied way too hard last night and am now paying the price. On the upside, it was well worth it. I tend to abstain from visual pharmacology for years and then break down and go balls to the wall with it, which is exactly what I did. I'm still feeling the effects almost 24 hours later.
My first major mistake:...
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guitargeek:
visual pharmacology?
bepps:
Great to hear you'll be gettin out n doing something.
I am uber lame...
Yep, I'm spending Saturday night alone and cleaning my house. How cool is that? Still looking for a job, still not finding one. Makes one wonder, do I really want a job, or am I faking it? Sure I want the money, but work? Ughhhh. Fuckabuncha work. I actually went to my old boss today and lobbied for my old crap...
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Yep, I'm spending Saturday night alone and cleaning my house. How cool is that? Still looking for a job, still not finding one. Makes one wonder, do I really want a job, or am I faking it? Sure I want the money, but work? Ughhhh. Fuckabuncha work. I actually went to my old boss today and lobbied for my old crap...
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yuriel:
uber dork and uber hotness hah 
bepps:
No you're not lame.
Yes you're massively overmedicated. My actions would be to stop taking so many drugs (well mine would be to stop taking ALL drugs) and get out n run. Just run as far n fast as you can and then run back home and sleep. Wake up, do the thing sthat need done, and go run again. Sweating is fun. Just make sure you drink tons n tons of water.
Yes you're massively overmedicated. My actions would be to stop taking so many drugs (well mine would be to stop taking ALL drugs) and get out n run. Just run as far n fast as you can and then run back home and sleep. Wake up, do the thing sthat need done, and go run again. Sweating is fun. Just make sure you drink tons n tons of water.
For a certain someone...you know who you are
There are days when 150 miles feels like 1500, or 15.
When I think of you and the phone rings as if we share some telepathic wavelength unknown to the rest of the world.
When dark clouds of sorrow pervade my thoughts and you are my solace.
When I wonder if you care and then find little...
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There are days when 150 miles feels like 1500, or 15.
When I think of you and the phone rings as if we share some telepathic wavelength unknown to the rest of the world.
When dark clouds of sorrow pervade my thoughts and you are my solace.
When I wonder if you care and then find little...
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bradleyoliver:
some times you need to drain the sap
guitargeek:
I know for a fact that the above rant... does not apply to me either.
sometimes my self-esteem is so low, that I feel as if the one person in the world that I trust isn't trust-worthy.
I'm sorry.
I miss you.
I love you.
I find living without you by my side extremely difficult because I am little without you.
I am sounding very mental (yikes!)!
I'm sorry.
I miss you.
I love you.
I find living without you by my side extremely difficult because I am little without you.
I am sounding very mental (yikes!)!
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bepps:
Awwww I love ya too sweety.
deathtoforls:
no I'm NOT having a conversation with my other personality ya'll.... 
these are ME thoughts right here and MY thoughts up there
we're distinctly different people
these are ME thoughts right here and MY thoughts up there
we're distinctly different people
Blame Adderall
There's only so much I can blame one drug for, but I blame Aderall for every little tiny part of me that is OCD, because damnit, I'm a mellow mofogator elsewise.
Oh, I'm riding that train again today. Yep, my mother's house is a sty and damnit, I finally snapped. When you go to get a glass of water and contemplate drinking out...
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There's only so much I can blame one drug for, but I blame Aderall for every little tiny part of me that is OCD, because damnit, I'm a mellow mofogator elsewise.
Oh, I'm riding that train again today. Yep, my mother's house is a sty and damnit, I finally snapped. When you go to get a glass of water and contemplate drinking out...
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smooshfacedlion:
I feel your discomfort and hatred for the Texas summer. My one and only window A/C unit broke in my apt on saturday and the realtors couldn't get a new one put in until tuesday morning, so I was A/C-less for nearly three days. Thankfully a friend let me sleep over at her place. On the upside I now have a nice brand new Fridgedaire A/C and a 42" oscillating ionizing tower fan. Yippee!
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[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 1:17AM]
bepps:
Oh man that is stupid. I get pissed at that soooo much here. People will have the have the door open at night when it's colder outside and STILL have the AC on. I mean what the fuck? I'm paying how much for what? Pisses me off.
Hmm, that lil rant shouldn't really get a smiley face at the end but it just wouldn't be a 'beppo response' without one. So I'll just end this randomly by telling you that I think you're a damn sexy babe.
Hmm, that lil rant shouldn't really get a smiley face at the end but it just wouldn't be a 'beppo response' without one. So I'll just end this randomly by telling you that I think you're a damn sexy babe.
It could have been the end
For my baby Acey face...the BEST pit bull known to man. So of course, being a vet tech all of my animals are microchipped. Well, I had started to curse the HomeAgain corporation, because when Ace ran away last month we didn't get any leads. I figured he had been hit by a car or worse, found and was...
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For my baby Acey face...the BEST pit bull known to man. So of course, being a vet tech all of my animals are microchipped. Well, I had started to curse the HomeAgain corporation, because when Ace ran away last month we didn't get any leads. I figured he had been hit by a car or worse, found and was...
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nox:
glad to hear about Ace, call me soon for coffee!
heterochromia:
YAY!!!
I can't imagine what I'd do if my dog ran away. He's microchipped and he has tags but still...he owns me and I'd be lost without him.
Regarding your choices, I'd strongly suggest B.
I can't imagine what I'd do if my dog ran away. He's microchipped and he has tags but still...he owns me and I'd be lost without him.
Regarding your choices, I'd strongly suggest B.
There is a point at which you must stop...
So I have been house/petsitting for BlueValentine while she pimps it out in Cali. I started cleaning her house, and couldn't stop. Started at 7 am, finished at 11 pm, and her house isn't all that dirty, I'm just insane.
Blue, I hope you aren't angry, as I reorganized every one of your kitchen cabinets, and...
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So I have been house/petsitting for BlueValentine while she pimps it out in Cali. I started cleaning her house, and couldn't stop. Started at 7 am, finished at 11 pm, and her house isn't all that dirty, I'm just insane.
Blue, I hope you aren't angry, as I reorganized every one of your kitchen cabinets, and...
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bluevalentine:
Oh, and I don't know if you remembered to leave me the keys or not since the ones I left were mine.
And I've lost my phone so I am impossible to get ahold of other than on here and email and whatnot.
And I've lost my phone so I am impossible to get ahold of other than on here and email and whatnot.
thefury:
Bondage and alphabetized spices........
Kinky
Kinky
sounds like it'll be an awesome time in the ol' corral. give Yoda my best... I'm passing out now... night.