I JUST REALISED I NEVER UPDATED SINCE MONDAY! **** MAJOR MAJOR RESULT FOR THE DEAKSTER!****
ok well trainin went well, after the warm up i totally gassed out an realised im no where near the level of cardio i was 12 months ago, but i sucked it up!
went thru a few moves, passing guard, kimora, triangle, figure four arm bar, sweep into top position, all good! but again i gassed out like a proper girl! drank too much water an had to take a time out to go puke thru my nose!! got dizzy, sat on my ass for 5 mins, got back up an sucked it up!
last half of trainin was a quick warm up, winner stays on passing guard or takin top position, i got the short straw an ended up tryin to pass guard with georg, who out reaches me an out wieghs me by atleast 4 stone! so i ran out of time an only got half guard.
next up was just rollin time, one on one, five three minit rounds swapping partners every few rounds... now this is my first time rollin for real, so im nervous, but my first partner is my old friend ben(AKA SHOOTER), we go back old school chicos an wwf an ecw, this is the guy that got me into mma, he got me a copy of ufc ultimate knock outs 1 an from then i was hooked, ufc,pride, every live ufc event is spent drinkin beer an eatin pringles round at casa da ben with all the other guys.... ok back to the rolling.....
FIRST ROUND..... WE GO IN CLOSE, SHOOTER GOES IN FULL FOR A QUICK SUBMISSION, LOOKED LIKE KIMORA LIKE HE THREATENED WITH, BUT HE DIDNT FIGURE ON MY REACH ADVANTAGE, OR THAT I HAVE A TENDENCY TO DROP BACK AM TRY TO GET GUARD WHILE I THINK WHAT THE FUCK TO DO NEXT HA HA , BUT HE DROPPED HIS HEAD TOO LOW AN I SAW AN OPENING, WENT IN, LOCKED ON THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE! I FELL BACK , TAKIN ADVANTAGE OF THE FLOOR SUPPORTING ME I WRAPPED MY LEGS TO LOCK IN SOLID!........ ....... DEAKSTER WINS BY TKO GUILLOTINE CHOKE 1:28 SECONDS FIRST ROUND!!!!
MY FIRST EVER PROPER ROLL, MY FIRST TAP, FUCKIN AYE!
i celabrated by gassing out an takin another break to take on too much water an go puke thru my nose, get real dizzy, collapse sweating like a pig breathin like darth vader! i was spent totally! but i didnt care cuz i had my first official trainin victory!!
also i think iv gained the nickname sickbag or gasser or gasman or puke or whatever else they come up with tonight!
i cant fuckin wait, im addicted to grappling! its all i wanna do (apart from look at hotties and drool!)
on a sad note however i do have bad news to report.....
due to my lack of subordination towards a new manager at work, and also my "attitude" to other senior members of staff who i feel have not fulfilled certain obligations on different occasions at work and thus have brought these matters to their attentions for what i thought was the good of the company, i have found myself in breach of my probationary contract, how could this be? i hear someone shout! well my friends, i read thru said probation contract, and i do not have a leg to stand on, not because of my out spoken views on office monkeys, not for my lack of respect for someone iv never met before two days ago, nor was it for the fact i quite happily laughed at some of the school boy attempts for senior staff to intimidate some of us new recruits ( i dont look upto anyone if they havnt earned it, i also have no experience or desire to learn office politics, so i cant pander to the office monkeys for anything) so i pretty much alienated myself from all the cunts at the depot, an no matter how many friends id made within the crews or control, or even area management level, who i actually liked for the proffessionalism they obviously showed, nothin could help me because i was still two weeks shy into my probationary contract, so i got fired by the new guy officially for "unreliability and deraliction of my post- resulting in endangerment of patients/ patients health" - to you and me its actually me being fired for turning in late on the sunday boneyard shift by 12 mins! when the first crew were not due out till 2pm (4 hours later).
now im not a vindictive or even particularly violent person, but you know the worst part of it was the pathetic way he tried to cover his back as if it wasnt his fault, his hands were tied, he wished it wouldnt be this, so close to xmas, blah blah blah, i actually choked on my own rage for a split second, then calmly allowed him to finish, before asking why he could not have told me this via letter or phone call, instead of me crawling in at 6am, my shoulder still swollen and taped up from training the night before, my head pounding , my knees aching, my feet and shoulders covered in matt burns, and my pocket 5 pound lighter because of the taxi i had had to get to turn in because my car is out of commision for a few days! i then, again calmly, requested that he add the following to the record that the slimey little rat fuck backstabbing cowardly shit for brains garage manager sitting behind me was nervously taking down, that if i was not paid in full for all my hours, including over time owed, hours owed from wage clerk mistakes, hours owed from my three days training i was never paid, a full hours pay for coming in and sitting thru this pathetic charade, and also the five pounds i had just paid out to get here.... then i would be very very disapointed in him, and that when i came back to return my uniform in the next few days, if these payments had still not arrived in my account, that i would not be responsible for any debts collected in lew, via cash, cheque, or simply damage to his new bmw, or the coward fucks new honda, as i knew the reg plates, and also was quite aware where he lived, then i lost my temper and shouted a little that i really really was very close to losing my temper right now, and i think that unless you apologise to me for this farse and dont wish me well and also offer a reference, i will have to hit you with the chair i now am no longer sitting in but seem to have in my hand.
.... i didnt hit him, but i did accidently break the chair on his shelving unit, i bid my goodbyes "i hope you both die early from cancer of the penis" and on my way out slammed the door, that i also nearly broke... then took a good hour walking home in aching pain, in the cold, cursing every person within earshot, before gettin home feeling like shit, no job, a bad shoulder, an a nice xmas to look forward to.
usually id be a mess right now, im another step closer to missing my promise to myself that i would be in my chosen career and working my way thru promotion by my 30th birthday, now i have yet another "first day" to go thru an the older i get the more retarded i feel, but! an its the best bit!
I DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK RIGHT NOW CUZ IM TOO BUZY GRAPPLING, CAREER DAY CAN KISS MY ASS FOR A WHILE, I DONT CARE IF OM ON THE DOLE FOR A FEW MONTHS TILL SOMETHIN TURNS UP, AL I WANT TO DO IS ROLL UP.
BUT IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON ANY VACANCIES YOU THINK I MIGHT BE SUITED TO IN THE STOKE ON TRENT .STAFFORDSHIRE, OUTLAYING COUNTIES THAT YOU THINK IMIGHT EITHER HAVE A SHOT AT, OR LIKE THEN PLEASE MESSAGE ME.
TILL THEN IL BE TAPPI FOOLS AND TAKIN NAMES! TONIGHT ITS DEAKSTER VS SHOOTER 2! THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL!
love to all!
onie i fuckin love you ! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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SHOOTER FEARS DEAK!!!
open challenge! *wwf style circa 1992........
thats right mean Gene......
for mondays training i gotta bring my "A" game.
an that means my poker face comes out of the drawer again,
so lip ring is gonna have to go!
cant be arsed takin it out an in over an over,so looks like its end of the match for the little fella, time for him to hit the showers... il just have to take it out on the first guy i get in the roll up!
yes shooter im lookin right at you son....
i got two tickets to the gunshow with your name on them right here darlin!
MAKE*U*TAP
stay tuned soon for some random shots mainly me bein twisted up, or hopefully me tisitin some fool or me throwin up or bleedin or any other random pic worthy item!
woop woop!
ok well trainin went well, after the warm up i totally gassed out an realised im no where near the level of cardio i was 12 months ago, but i sucked it up!
went thru a few moves, passing guard, kimora, triangle, figure four arm bar, sweep into top position, all good! but again i gassed out like a proper girl! drank too much water an had to take a time out to go puke thru my nose!! got dizzy, sat on my ass for 5 mins, got back up an sucked it up!
last half of trainin was a quick warm up, winner stays on passing guard or takin top position, i got the short straw an ended up tryin to pass guard with georg, who out reaches me an out wieghs me by atleast 4 stone! so i ran out of time an only got half guard.
next up was just rollin time, one on one, five three minit rounds swapping partners every few rounds... now this is my first time rollin for real, so im nervous, but my first partner is my old friend ben(AKA SHOOTER), we go back old school chicos an wwf an ecw, this is the guy that got me into mma, he got me a copy of ufc ultimate knock outs 1 an from then i was hooked, ufc,pride, every live ufc event is spent drinkin beer an eatin pringles round at casa da ben with all the other guys.... ok back to the rolling.....
FIRST ROUND..... WE GO IN CLOSE, SHOOTER GOES IN FULL FOR A QUICK SUBMISSION, LOOKED LIKE KIMORA LIKE HE THREATENED WITH, BUT HE DIDNT FIGURE ON MY REACH ADVANTAGE, OR THAT I HAVE A TENDENCY TO DROP BACK AM TRY TO GET GUARD WHILE I THINK WHAT THE FUCK TO DO NEXT HA HA , BUT HE DROPPED HIS HEAD TOO LOW AN I SAW AN OPENING, WENT IN, LOCKED ON THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE! I FELL BACK , TAKIN ADVANTAGE OF THE FLOOR SUPPORTING ME I WRAPPED MY LEGS TO LOCK IN SOLID!........ ....... DEAKSTER WINS BY TKO GUILLOTINE CHOKE 1:28 SECONDS FIRST ROUND!!!!
MY FIRST EVER PROPER ROLL, MY FIRST TAP, FUCKIN AYE!
i celabrated by gassing out an takin another break to take on too much water an go puke thru my nose, get real dizzy, collapse sweating like a pig breathin like darth vader! i was spent totally! but i didnt care cuz i had my first official trainin victory!!
also i think iv gained the nickname sickbag or gasser or gasman or puke or whatever else they come up with tonight!
i cant fuckin wait, im addicted to grappling! its all i wanna do (apart from look at hotties and drool!)
on a sad note however i do have bad news to report.....
due to my lack of subordination towards a new manager at work, and also my "attitude" to other senior members of staff who i feel have not fulfilled certain obligations on different occasions at work and thus have brought these matters to their attentions for what i thought was the good of the company, i have found myself in breach of my probationary contract, how could this be? i hear someone shout! well my friends, i read thru said probation contract, and i do not have a leg to stand on, not because of my out spoken views on office monkeys, not for my lack of respect for someone iv never met before two days ago, nor was it for the fact i quite happily laughed at some of the school boy attempts for senior staff to intimidate some of us new recruits ( i dont look upto anyone if they havnt earned it, i also have no experience or desire to learn office politics, so i cant pander to the office monkeys for anything) so i pretty much alienated myself from all the cunts at the depot, an no matter how many friends id made within the crews or control, or even area management level, who i actually liked for the proffessionalism they obviously showed, nothin could help me because i was still two weeks shy into my probationary contract, so i got fired by the new guy officially for "unreliability and deraliction of my post- resulting in endangerment of patients/ patients health" - to you and me its actually me being fired for turning in late on the sunday boneyard shift by 12 mins! when the first crew were not due out till 2pm (4 hours later).
now im not a vindictive or even particularly violent person, but you know the worst part of it was the pathetic way he tried to cover his back as if it wasnt his fault, his hands were tied, he wished it wouldnt be this, so close to xmas, blah blah blah, i actually choked on my own rage for a split second, then calmly allowed him to finish, before asking why he could not have told me this via letter or phone call, instead of me crawling in at 6am, my shoulder still swollen and taped up from training the night before, my head pounding , my knees aching, my feet and shoulders covered in matt burns, and my pocket 5 pound lighter because of the taxi i had had to get to turn in because my car is out of commision for a few days! i then, again calmly, requested that he add the following to the record that the slimey little rat fuck backstabbing cowardly shit for brains garage manager sitting behind me was nervously taking down, that if i was not paid in full for all my hours, including over time owed, hours owed from wage clerk mistakes, hours owed from my three days training i was never paid, a full hours pay for coming in and sitting thru this pathetic charade, and also the five pounds i had just paid out to get here.... then i would be very very disapointed in him, and that when i came back to return my uniform in the next few days, if these payments had still not arrived in my account, that i would not be responsible for any debts collected in lew, via cash, cheque, or simply damage to his new bmw, or the coward fucks new honda, as i knew the reg plates, and also was quite aware where he lived, then i lost my temper and shouted a little that i really really was very close to losing my temper right now, and i think that unless you apologise to me for this farse and dont wish me well and also offer a reference, i will have to hit you with the chair i now am no longer sitting in but seem to have in my hand.
.... i didnt hit him, but i did accidently break the chair on his shelving unit, i bid my goodbyes "i hope you both die early from cancer of the penis" and on my way out slammed the door, that i also nearly broke... then took a good hour walking home in aching pain, in the cold, cursing every person within earshot, before gettin home feeling like shit, no job, a bad shoulder, an a nice xmas to look forward to.
usually id be a mess right now, im another step closer to missing my promise to myself that i would be in my chosen career and working my way thru promotion by my 30th birthday, now i have yet another "first day" to go thru an the older i get the more retarded i feel, but! an its the best bit!
I DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK RIGHT NOW CUZ IM TOO BUZY GRAPPLING, CAREER DAY CAN KISS MY ASS FOR A WHILE, I DONT CARE IF OM ON THE DOLE FOR A FEW MONTHS TILL SOMETHIN TURNS UP, AL I WANT TO DO IS ROLL UP.
BUT IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON ANY VACANCIES YOU THINK I MIGHT BE SUITED TO IN THE STOKE ON TRENT .STAFFORDSHIRE, OUTLAYING COUNTIES THAT YOU THINK IMIGHT EITHER HAVE A SHOT AT, OR LIKE THEN PLEASE MESSAGE ME.
TILL THEN IL BE TAPPI FOOLS AND TAKIN NAMES! TONIGHT ITS DEAKSTER VS SHOOTER 2! THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL!
love to all!
onie i fuckin love you ! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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SHOOTER FEARS DEAK!!!
open challenge! *wwf style circa 1992........
thats right mean Gene......
for mondays training i gotta bring my "A" game.
an that means my poker face comes out of the drawer again,
so lip ring is gonna have to go!
cant be arsed takin it out an in over an over,so looks like its end of the match for the little fella, time for him to hit the showers... il just have to take it out on the first guy i get in the roll up!
yes shooter im lookin right at you son....
i got two tickets to the gunshow with your name on them right here darlin!
MAKE*U*TAP
stay tuned soon for some random shots mainly me bein twisted up, or hopefully me tisitin some fool or me throwin up or bleedin or any other random pic worthy item!
woop woop!
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xoxo
Lovette