Wednesday Jan 28, 2004

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I'm experiencing nipple ring seperation anxiety.

Where have you gone, my little metal friend?

robot
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coco:
Fuck the piercings. I'm so over 'em.
corvus_pdx:
poor nip rings

Tuesday Jan 27, 2004

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juliana:
And then I'll need a smaller barrel, a jar perhaps,

so Juliana can take the word "awesome" from Dave_H's mouth, stick it in the glass jar, and screw it shut.

Glass because that way, you can see awesome struggling for air to breathe.

And then, that way, in lieu of actual vocalization, Dave_H can just hold up the jar in plain view of his audience every time he wants to say the word "awesome".
juliana:
hrm, that's right, i just might be in town...

but i always come late. coo, sumfin ter do.

Sunday Jan 25, 2004

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12 hours till MEPS.

My feelings: smile frown whatever confused wink eeek shocked tongue surreal biggrin blackeyed puke skull robot ARRR!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO oink bok

Also, go see The Butterfly Effect. very excellent flick.
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violentlyhappy:
kick some ass dave_h!
violentlyhappy:
yeah, what he said.
!fockin SG double-posts!

[Edited on Jan 26, 2004 12:16AM]

Friday Jan 23, 2004

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Attention Readers:
We here at Dave_H Industries, Inc. care about our customers and from time to time we'd like to receive a little input from you. Please take a few minutes to complete the form below. The information you provide will will help us compile Journals in the future that will better serve your needs.
-Sincerly,
Dave_H
President,
Dave_H Industries, Inc.

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thora:
My cock is about a doodle doo, is that big?
What I really need to do is ID the guy so I can get some of my damages paid for.
gekkeiju23:
Customer Satisfaction Survey

Your Name: laura

age:almost 23

bra size and/or cock length:38DD

# of months reading Dave_H's journal:a few

Average # of visits per week:2-3

What first brought you to this journal?:SGSAC BBQ

What was your initial impression of Dave_H:pretty fly for a white guy

Has this changed?: (please explain):somewhat-he likes tampico
Do you have a favorite journal entry?: (describe or link if possible): the stripper/burrito entry

What are your feelings on the Hasselhoff pic?:makes me wet

Are you aware of another pic that would be more appropiate?:christ no

Are you aware of the "Dave_H dance"?:no....

Have you ever witnessed this dance?:unsure

Have you ever done it yourself?:possibly

Do you sometimes hurt yourself or have desires to hurt others?:absolutely

have you ever wanted to inflict pain on Dave_H?:perhaps

Have you ever had feelings of sexual attraction towards Dave_H?:everytime i see his profile pic

If Dave_H was a naughty boy what would you do to him?:spank him with a wet noodle

Do you think Dave_H is making a wise choice in joining the Marines?:i never advocate joining this country's armed forces.
jarhead.
Do you honestly think he'll make it through boot camp?:sure, why not?

In your opinion is Dave_H an 'attention whore':hmmmm....

In your opinion, is Dave_H 'emo'?no, he's too goth

Have you ever seen Dave_H cry:only when in direct sunlight

What can Dave_H do to improve his journals?:not a thing

Are you satisfied with the frequency of journal updates?: (are there too many?, too few?)perfection

Any additional comments?:no

Friday Jan 23, 2004

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dave_h:
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dave_h:
Dear Valued Dave_H Journal Reader:

We here at Dave_H Industries, Inc. value your patronage and are currently conducting a survey to determine the opinions and needs of our readers.

An entry was received recently from your account containing information that was unable to be properly processed by our survey-tallying super computers. We are sure that somehow this was our fault and that you are not just some lazy idiot.

At any rate, we urge you to properly complete and submit a response to our questionaire in a timely manner so that we may continue to provide you with the best Dave_H Journal experience possible.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact your local Dave_H Industries, Inc. representative via email.

Sincerly,
Dave_H
President,
Dave_H Industries, Inc.

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Friday Jan 23, 2004

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What should I do... call this cute girl and have lunch or fill out my security clearence paperwork?

hmmm......
giga_geo:
cute girl!

do u even ask to ask?

Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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I had a long entry written here about what the recruiters had to say to me today but I erased it because I was doing exactly what they told me not to do:

I was talking too much.

Many of you know this about me. I talk too much and it's gonna get me in trouble. Even this entry is too much.

At MEPS when...
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holly:
monday...busy......wed i am getting tattooed then going to hush hush you should go....

dude they are going to kick your ass. i dont think i have ever heard you say the word no...and anyone knows you're an open book.

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manicmonday:
A little known fact about manicmonday- I was in the Air Force. I don't know if you have you mind made up yet, but I would highly recommed the same route. You still the get the G.I. bill and it's way more cushy. Go in to electronics: electronic warfare, avionics, pmel, etc. I did pmel. These types will help you get a decent job when you get out. And what ever you do, for any amount of $, don't sign on for extra years up front. You will be stuck if you hate it. skull

Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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wow so I might have a date tonight.

plus I have a date with a Gunny Seargent in about 3 hours.

My date tonight is cuter.
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corvus_pdx:
hope the date goes well.
kayla_:
woo! good luck

get her drunk, get her naked, post pics on sg!

Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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I'm drunk.

and please see my last entry if you haven't.
maxx:
you could have just not updated your journal.

that would allow people to see your last entry.
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