The other day a guy a work was telling me how this customer was pissing him off so he teabagged the dude's ice tea.
I think this is hilarious.
I think this is hilarious.
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jagerfairy:
sweet.
played the song and we all danced around the living room naked.
played the song and we all danced around the living room naked.
koleeta:
I hope you took care of Jillian...
Danielle Steele lives down the street from me.
you're all jealous.
you're all jealous.
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coushti:
thanks for kinda giving me a dollar that i ended up not needing...
chloe:
I'm not jealous because I met her one time and she told me she liked my shoes. So there! 
Tommorrow will be fun.
chloe:
Not for me. I have to work. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!! Now you have ruined my entire night! And all day tomorrow I will be thinking "gee, work sucks, but I bet mother&ucking DAVE_H is having fun!!!! GOOD FOR HIM!"
holy shit there is sweat falling out of my armpits. how did it get this hot in my bedroom?
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I have the song "big girls don't cry" stuck in my head.
the horror...
the horror...
the horror...
the horror...
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scoots:
try to knock it out of there with the cures "boys don't cry"
babyblue:
Damn, now I do too. I'm far too susceptible to these sorts of things.
Work sucked but my paycheck was big.
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660 made some SG Marines things. see my pics.
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Tommorrow is my sucky 12 hour day.
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660 made some SG Marines things. see my pics.
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I am about to consume vodka.
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Tommorrow is my sucky 12 hour day.
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koleeta:
you now have jill's number
are you happy now?
are you happy now?
coco:
Sorry the job is all kinds of sucky, Dave. Just think, your fab paycheck is allowing you to come dance with us tomorrow night! And you get to meet my sister! That's good stuff. 
What worries you?
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violentlyhappy:
i'm with Narcissus!
trillian:
Thank you for the suggestions. I recently read and saw Girl With A Pearl Earring. Very good film, yes it can be slow at times but it is very beautiful, I suggest checking it out.
oi I've gone and stuffed meself silly.
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g_money:
naaa....there's only about 8 of us here man. My primary MOS is 2171 electrical optical ordinance repair....blah! Its just fixing the optic's on TOW's and javalins and NVG's stuff like that. Its a technical fix stuff kind of MOS which isn't really my style and was boring the hell out of me. (i didn't choose it. So let that be a lesson to yah don't smoke weed the night before boot camp and then be dumb enough to tell them about it once you get there cause then they make you an open contract and shove you into whatever MOS they need you the most for) Anyways after about a year in the fleet i applied for the Marine Security Guard Program and got it. So thats my b billet right now. The job itself can be down right boring as hell (just guarding embassy's), especially if your in a country where nothing happens. But the perks are fucking awesome. I get all sorts of extra pay out the ass and i live in a big house near the beach and have a driver that we all share. But all the extra rules that this program has compared to the fleet can be a serious bitch to. ie... we have a 0300 curfew here, no girls in the rooms even though im a sergeant...ouch! In the end, i've definately had alot of fun my past 5 years in but i really wish i had of kept my mouth shut at the moment of truth and kept my contract for forward observer and the 5 g's they were going to give me for going through the school...
what are you going to go in as?
what are you going to go in as?
g_money:
that sounds like a pretty good MOS but yes I've heard the DLAB is a fairly hard test. Good luck with that, I'm sure if you did good on the ASVAB you'll be alright, but if you don't get it then yes combat correspondence would be a kick ass MOS to get. My high school buddy joined the Marines 3 months after i did and he originally got air traffic controller, which ended up not being his thing so he got to switch to combat correspondent. He loves it. But he's always loved writing. He was editor for our high school paper.
Good Times.
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coco:
You crack me up.
a35mmlife:
indeed. keep 'em coming.
THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALLL FUCKING DAY!
YOU ROCK!
PS. i think we need to see that little get-up of yours from a few different angles!
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