I think for the fourth of July I'm gonna ask you all a bunch of questions:
1. If you were throwing a party and could only choose one of the following, who would you invite:
a. method man
b. red man
c. short dick man
2. If you could be any VH1 VJ, who would you be?
a. the guy who looks like he wants to have sex with that other guy
b. that girl who looks like she wants to have sex with Dave_H.
c. oh yeah thats right VH1 vj's suck so much no one knows their name.
3. If you had an ass like J-Lo would you:
a. give Dave_H some of dat booty
b. let Dave_H hit that shit
c. Professor: whats another name for pirate's treasure?
4. energy drink of choice
a. Rockstar
b. Crack Rock
c. Red Bull
5. If you could be any of the warts of Dave_H's left foot would you:
a. the big one on the back of the heel
b. the medium one on the bottom
c. the baby one on the tip of the second toe
d. none of the above, I wanna be the blister on the little toe of Dave_H's right foot.
6. In 10 words or less, tell me why I shouldn't remove you from my freinds list.
1. If you were throwing a party and could only choose one of the following, who would you invite:
a. method man
b. red man
c. short dick man
2. If you could be any VH1 VJ, who would you be?
a. the guy who looks like he wants to have sex with that other guy
b. that girl who looks like she wants to have sex with Dave_H.
c. oh yeah thats right VH1 vj's suck so much no one knows their name.
3. If you had an ass like J-Lo would you:
a. give Dave_H some of dat booty
b. let Dave_H hit that shit
c. Professor: whats another name for pirate's treasure?
4. energy drink of choice
a. Rockstar
b. Crack Rock
c. Red Bull
5. If you could be any of the warts of Dave_H's left foot would you:
a. the big one on the back of the heel
b. the medium one on the bottom
c. the baby one on the tip of the second toe
d. none of the above, I wanna be the blister on the little toe of Dave_H's right foot.
6. In 10 words or less, tell me why I shouldn't remove you from my freinds list.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
1-uummm...
2-ummmm...
3-I have a j lo booty, so why don't you tell me ehat you want me to do with it
4-crack of course
5-ummmm...eewww
6-why would you want to?
2. I'd be the chick that want sum of Dave but after I had sum of X!
3. If I had an ass like J- lo I'd let ratgirl have a crack at it.
4. I choose B crack rawk
5. NA
6. I ain't on your friends list.. beyatch!
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