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Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

Jun 25, 2003
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Maximum Hottness: A Poem
-----by Dave_H

it says on the thermometer
that it is quite hotter
than anything other than hell

So I'm drinking bottled water
and reading Harry Potter
And a'waiting the arrival of L

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ok looks like L isn't coming afterall. which is probably better for me.
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So I went to the Cheesecake factory. and found out that they won't ever hire me back. I forgot that I am part of a major class-action lawsuit against them. oops.
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It's soooooooo fuckin hot. deffinatley one of the hottest days we will see this year.
I just want to go get nekkid somewhere. who wants to get nekkid with me?
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later:
off to meet up wit the six six zero and sit around in the five one zero where its even hotter probably.

who wants to come take me out of the city tommorrow?
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
noelani:
Hot is right, CHRIST. I love it!!!!!! It's going to be hotter tomorrow...*Me jumps up and down* woo hoo. I get to wear cute little summa clothes. Right now I look like a giant easter basket..well not a GIANT one, but you know, my size.
Jun 25, 2003
sixsixty:
iderno what im going to watch. something good. doesnt matter really.
Jun 25, 2003

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