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Time for Cupid to go fuckin' hoooooooog wild...

Just in case I don't get a chance to tomorrow, I want to wish all you beautiful ladies here on SG a very Happy Valentine's Day! Hope all your dreams of love come true.

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
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easter:
The food was really excellent, and I had a good time with my husband, even though I've been sooooo mad at him. I was showing my h. some sketches from the tattoo shop, and our waitress was like, "Hey, are you a tattoo artist?" and I'm like, "Oh, no, I'm just apprenticing. I'm learning to pierce now, though." and she was super excited because it turned out she wanted / needed many piercings that she had gotten bored with and taken out, but now wants back. She also ripped a nipple ring out accidentally that she wants repierced, and she wants something in "the netherregions", which i'm guessing means hood piercing just because that's the most common. I'm like, "I can do them ALL for free including jewelry if you come in while I'm still practicing, before I'm considered "professional" by the shop, which should be in like a month. And one of the really experienced piercers will be with us instructing me and making sure I'm doing everything right, so it'll be all good. I won't wreck you.wink" And she was super excited about the free piercings thing, which is awesome. It's not *that* often that women come in for genital piercings, but it's something i need to learn, so it will be so cool if she lets me do it. I'm so stoked! I gave her all my info and the shop's info, at her request, so things look good. She also wants her tongue done, and various ear piercings. So yay, practice!
sweetzen:
eh, loves overated wink
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I'm so sick of winter...when it snows too much I get claustrophobic and very Jack Nicholson from The Shining like.

I used to love snow. It used to seem pure and all that bullshit. Now it just seems like more evidence of a diseased and chaotic universe and I have quite enough of that in my life already, thank you very much. skull

On the plus...
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easter:
Yeah, today it was FREEZING all day, and I had a bunch of errands to run with the baby in tow. I think I heard that about the Arrested Development movie... I think that if they finally decide to do it, it'll be because Michael Cera is such a big star now, after SuperBad (which I just saw last night) and Juno. I really, really hope they do it! Arrested Development seriously rocks and is hilarious. You should most definitely check it out. My birthday is in less than one week! However, nobody cares frown. tongue
ilectra:
Awww I wish we could take some of your snow for you. It was 67 here yesterday. It never snows here we get bad bad Ice but no snowfrown . I hope your b-day turns out to be a good one hon.
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Fuck yeah!

New Lost tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! robot
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easter:
I hate when that happens! It actually happens to me a lot: I write a comment, post it, and then it's blank. Nice. Now I can't remember what I wrote--- sorry!
rubyfoo:
Hey, just thought i'd stop by and say hello.... smile

I see that your hero is " That member of the Royal Family who was born all covered in fur and was insane "

wow, did he/ she make it to king/ queen?....cause i would believe it eeek

any photos of this regal royal person / freak?

damn i love freaks, freakshows, sideshows, oddities of all kinds....

would have been all warm and cosy to snuggle up to in winter.... wink

take care
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The stuff...

Yesterday I got my driver's license renewed.

Later today I need to go do a load of wash. Even later, I'm going to do my taxes.

HEY, IT CAN'T BE FIREWORKS AND SUPERNOVAS ALL THE TIME, LOL! biggrin
dez:
I'm eating popcorn, watching Pretty Woman after doing my laundry... woooooo!
easter:
I'm looking up take-out restaurants to see what could possibly by 11AM... yay, fun!
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Five years...wow

In a few days it will the fifth anniversary of the time my (former) friend Erica and I drove to Yonkers, NY to try to sneak onto the set of Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. We were trying to meet Kate Winslet and get her autograph. The trip was a failure of epic fucking proportions, lol.

We rented a car and...
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easter:
That's a really good story. Too bad you didn't meet her, but if she was bitchy and giving you dirty looks, then it's probably for the best, right? Yeah, it sucks to lose friends like that. I have my husband, and really no one else. Because people are just hard to deal with, especially girls. Before I met Ethan, all my friends were guys, ever since I was a teenager. They're just way more laid back and up front about everything. No backstabbing and malicious gossip and such. But now I can't be friends with guys like I was before, because I'm married and it would be weird. And I would *never* want ethan hanging out with a bunch of girls all the time, so I have to respect the standard, I guess.

By the way, I tried writing you a short message, but it gave me an error message, so i tried again, and it gave me an error message again. So if you still didn't get it, it just says thanks for the compliments, and for writing a comment on my Minty Slip set. smile

Also, the "personal" section of your profile is fucking hilarious. biggrin! lol
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Perhaps you may find this funny, yes?

Here's a link to some wiseass reviews I wrote on Amazon.com a couple of years ago. I should be writing more soon, hope you enjoy them:
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Looked into joining a gym today. Man, they can be as pushy as car salesmen, LMAO. I will be joining as soon as I have the money, which should be soon. Can't wait, BRING ON THE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Goldfrapp album next month! I just might be the only hetro male on earth who's into them, so y'all should feel lucky to know me,lol. Here's a...
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Happy New Year everyone.

I finally went to see No Country For Old Men last night. It was fucking awesome, a great film that I hope wins a lot of awards.

I'm going to do my best to change my life for the better this year. All of you beautiful women on here have helped inspire me and made me want to be the best...
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angel_ree:
Lol, sappy shit is good! Lets people know you care smile
Hope you are good today anyway sweetie xx
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An old poem

Damned


Too many years

of Carthage living,

tasting only salt

and growing barren.



Too many attempts

to outwit the Magician,

every trick mastered

leading to a world of deeper riddles.



In gym class,

I used to walk along

the embankment overlooking the track,

picking up loose change

that had fallen out

during weekend fuckings.



After I had a few dollars

worth of...
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daisy:
Aww thanks. I don't know what else to say, so i'll just go. Thanks though.
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Merry Christmas everyone! kiss
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daisy:
Happy Christmas to you too. Really.
angel_ree:
Hope you had a great day biggrin
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Movies I have watched recently that were very good indeed:
Children of Men
Lady In the Water
Black Snake Moan
300

No Country For Old Men is playing here in town, I should go see it before it's gone.

Ugh, I have a cold. Hope I don't get a fever, I hate those. The nerves in my head get all jangley and I get dizzy...
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wugglyump:
i have sinusitus. as of...today. and my car died. i am full of awesomeness.
angel_ree:
Get well my dear biggrin *hugs*
Hope you feeling ok today?
Get that pic up!! xx
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Recent poems

Here are two recent poems of mine. If you like 'em, say so! If you don't like 'em, say so too!

Enjoy,
Brian
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Cigar-shaped Object


The Sunday funnies
are filling my life
with unbearable sexual tension again

and the streets are busy
with too many people
who need a way off-planet
.right now

I play the role
of everyday Joe
who has...
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daisylust:
Wow superb writing brian.

darkmrfripperton:
Thank you so much!