posh [at.work] says:
i should update my sg journal
posh [at.work] says:
but i have nothing to say
dfltr - at work says:
same. there's nothing to really journal about. "i'm sleepy. i want to lay in bed. that is all"
posh [at.work] says:
hahaha
posh [at.work] says:
but micah
posh [at.work] says:
what about "last night posh turned to me and said..."
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i should update my sg journal
posh [at.work] says:
but i have nothing to say
dfltr - at work says:
same. there's nothing to really journal about. "i'm sleepy. i want to lay in bed. that is all"
posh [at.work] says:
hahaha
posh [at.work] says:
but micah
posh [at.work] says:
what about "last night posh turned to me and said..."
dfltr -...
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posh:
and you say i'm weird.
topbanana66:
You guys are crazy...Hey let's go to the Monster truck show and smoke pot! 
porn spam this morning: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT - done in an incomfortable place.
having random shit that doesn't make sense is funny, but having a reference to Mallrats is funnier. i think Smith would be happy to know that the Askewniverse has reached its cold, geeky tendrils into the porn industry.
in terms of an actual journal with stuff in it instead of random spam talk...
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having random shit that doesn't make sense is funny, but having a reference to Mallrats is funnier. i think Smith would be happy to know that the Askewniverse has reached its cold, geeky tendrils into the porn industry.
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sqook:
I love random porno spams like that. My work account got one once with the subject line "Hovermail, do you know all about carpet munching?". So no mallrats-isms, but I still thought it was funny.
Did you change your profile pic btw?
Did you change your profile pic btw?
toads:
WOW, someone else who uses DnD stats in their statline, I use to do so, it was marla and I who first did that....well her first sience she was the SG and she had the ability to enter those things before me....
Plus i love the name simple, to the point, and so geeky it makes me head spin with fun.
Plus i love the name simple, to the point, and so geeky it makes me head spin with fun.
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posh:
you are right.
pardon me whilst i stroke my ego ever so gently.
pardon me whilst i stroke my ego ever so gently.
topbanana66:
You are in the field of dreams... 
deep thought of the moment: do transvestites shave with womens' razors?
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d_infinite:
Maybe they buy a womans razor like the sensor for women and use men's blades, or the reverse. Perhaps there's a forum somewhere with transvestite razor recommendations you can look up. Good luck with that.
theredbaron:
Those are some fucking epic level stats 
(oh-m-g hax 
)
Whate the BAB?
(oh-m-g hax )
Whate the BAB?
on the plus side, the keg's caesar salad has come a long way since last i dined there. Posh, the waiter, and i had a few decent laughs... of note was when he put my baked potato and asparagus on the table with a flourish and said "you dinner sir".
the regrowth of my love of real metal continues... last night i had many...
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topbanana66:
The time I went, I had prime rib with horseradish...OMG! I will return again soon... Have a good day, sir!
posh:
thank you again, my dear boy, for joining me at the keg and not being offended whilst i ate my cow. you are awesome x 10000.
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posh:
you know, earlier i was thinking that next time we go grocery shopping, we need to pick up some peanut sauce, and some of that chili/garlic sauce. mmm spicy.
i need to go eat pineapple now.
i need to go eat pineapple now.
d_infinite:
You guys are so cute having your domestic life conversations on SG.com. I'd have to agree with Posh though, you should go get some peanut sauce, and some of that chili/garlic sauce. mmm spicy.
peace.
peace.
yesterday and a few minutes of this morning were a (not very) fun little trip back to the mid 90's. i got to find and replace broken links and images through the files for a site made entirely with dreamweaver. not that i'm seriously complaining... my job is usually rad, and the task was easy, but dear god the time warp. is this really how...
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deerailed:
You are the luckiest man on the planet. I raise my glass to you, sir. 
posh:
and they also make for a sexy ass and legs. they are good for a workout. they are multifunctional. and quite frankly, i could not care less about what silly skaters think about inline skates. some people just annoy me so much.
i just got a porn spam with the sender marked as "Porkchopno3". immediately the name Leopold Porkchopno the Third sprang to mind and i envisioned a stately gentleman, reclining in a high-backed oak armchair and sipping at something from a goblet, chuckling as he reminisced about those "Durty S1uts with farm animals" from back when he was touring Provence in his youth. what a character,...
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beledi:
too funny.
huzzah for nerds.
huzzah for nerds.
sqook:
hah, awesome. I love porno spam subject lines... the other day, our office email account got one called "Do you know everything about muff diving?". For some reason, I thought the wording of that was really funny...
behold, the Wierdest Lunch-Hour Ever:
so last night i went to dearest Posh's old house to pick up my bike that i had left there five days or so ago during the move to my place. it was planned to be a short excursion - get a ride over with Aanya, grab the bike, then ride it home - but it ended up being...
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so last night i went to dearest Posh's old house to pick up my bike that i had left there five days or so ago during the move to my place. it was planned to be a short excursion - get a ride over with Aanya, grab the bike, then ride it home - but it ended up being...
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monica:
poor bike 
snottlebocket:
great story, glad you have your bike back and you have some great friends if they're ready for a showdown with goliath looking crackhead dudes.
welp, i'm The Flash Guy at work now. roles got shuffled on the team, and i guess i'm the only one who knows Actionscript, so now i get to do a job i've never been able to do (always got the "flash isn't practical" speech) but have always wanted to. pretty sweet deal... Posh and i just got paid too. fun job, lots of money....
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posh:
you totally left out the wedding and our haitian love child. you slut. shame on you.
thanks for the office. i like it. even though i will only have the window for a week or two. then i bet i get moved into the warehouse where i will attacked by spiders. meanwhile, you will be in the white walled room with your lovely new skylight.
xox.
ps. you best not be stealin' my money.
thanks for the office. i like it. even though i will only have the window for a week or two. then i bet i get moved into the warehouse where i will attacked by spiders. meanwhile, you will be in the white walled room with your lovely new skylight.
xox.
ps. you best not be stealin' my money.
audioofambor:
you're the nerdiest nerd ever. is it weird that i find that hot?
[don't worry posh, i am not hitting on him in the slightest! ]
[don't worry posh, i am not hitting on him in the slightest!
]