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Wednesday May 19, 2004

May 19, 2004
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porn spam this morning: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT - done in an incomfortable place.

having random shit that doesn't make sense is funny, but having a reference to Mallrats is funnier. i think Smith would be happy to know that the Askewniverse has reached its cold, geeky tendrils into the porn industry.

in terms of an actual journal with stuff in it instead of random spam talk though: Red Dead Revolver dominates my thoughts. it's tuesday, i haven't played it since sunday, i miss it more than i miss my family in china. so tender.

Poshtimus Prime cooks up crazier plans for her birthday every few hours. the newest shenanigans center around the Grand Hotel and Casino, which should prove to be pretty damn fun. by way of background, the idea was hatched yesterday while drinking wine at work with our boss... he was talking about how much he loves vegas and how we should have a staff trip there sometime when the local casino was brought up, and hey, turns out Posh has never been to one. well, it would appear that we'll be remedying that in two weeks' time...

i'm still trying to decide what exactly i want to do for my own birthday in august. there are go-karts, there's a paintball range, there are batting cages, oh the possibilities. i guess the only thing that's certain is that we're totally going to Kelly O's for free birthday pachos. mmmm, pachos...
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I love random porno spams like that. My work account got one once with the subject line "Hovermail, do you know all about carpet munching?". So no mallrats-isms, but I still thought it was funny.

Did you change your profile pic btw?
May 19, 2004
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WOW, someone else who uses DnD stats in their statline, I use to do so, it was marla and I who first did that....well her first sience she was the SG and she had the ability to enter those things before me....

Plus i love the name simple, to the point, and so geeky it makes me head spin with fun.
May 24, 2004

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