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yesterday and a few minutes of this morning were a (not very) fun little trip back to the mid 90's. i got to find and replace broken links and images through the files for a site made entirely with dreamweaver. not that i'm seriously complaining... my job is usually rad, and the task was easy, but dear god the time warp. is this really how...
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deerailed:
You are the luckiest man on the planet. I raise my glass to you, sir. 
posh:
and they also make for a sexy ass and legs. they are good for a workout. they are multifunctional. and quite frankly, i could not care less about what silly skaters think about inline skates. some people just annoy me so much.
i just got a porn spam with the sender marked as "Porkchopno3". immediately the name Leopold Porkchopno the Third sprang to mind and i envisioned a stately gentleman, reclining in a high-backed oak armchair and sipping at something from a goblet, chuckling as he reminisced about those "Durty S1uts with farm animals" from back when he was touring Provence in his youth. what a character,...
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beledi:
too funny.
huzzah for nerds.
huzzah for nerds.
sqook:
hah, awesome. I love porno spam subject lines... the other day, our office email account got one called "Do you know everything about muff diving?". For some reason, I thought the wording of that was really funny... 
behold, the Wierdest Lunch-Hour Ever:
so last night i went to dearest Posh's old house to pick up my bike that i had left there five days or so ago during the move to my place. it was planned to be a short excursion - get a ride over with Aanya, grab the bike, then ride it home - but it ended up being...
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so last night i went to dearest Posh's old house to pick up my bike that i had left there five days or so ago during the move to my place. it was planned to be a short excursion - get a ride over with Aanya, grab the bike, then ride it home - but it ended up being...
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monica:
poor bike 
snottlebocket:
great story, glad you have your bike back and you have some great friends if they're ready for a showdown with goliath looking crackhead dudes.
welp, i'm The Flash Guy at work now. roles got shuffled on the team, and i guess i'm the only one who knows Actionscript, so now i get to do a job i've never been able to do (always got the "flash isn't practical" speech) but have always wanted to. pretty sweet deal... Posh and i just got paid too. fun job, lots of money....
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posh:
you totally left out the wedding and our haitian love child. you slut. shame on you.
thanks for the office. i like it. even though i will only have the window for a week or two. then i bet i get moved into the warehouse where i will attacked by spiders. meanwhile, you will be in the white walled room with your lovely new skylight.
xox.
ps. you best not be stealin' my money.
thanks for the office. i like it. even though i will only have the window for a week or two. then i bet i get moved into the warehouse where i will attacked by spiders. meanwhile, you will be in the white walled room with your lovely new skylight.
xox.
ps. you best not be stealin' my money.
audioofambor:
you're the nerdiest nerd ever. is it weird that i find that hot?
[don't worry posh, i am not hitting on him in the slightest!
]
[don't worry posh, i am not hitting on him in the slightest!
]connection established between china and canada. talking to my father on msn is always a stroll through smarter-than-micah-land (posted in case someone other than me might find him funny):
duke: thanks for the time
me: hey, i don't own it
duke: no, but you distribute it
me: you'd think they'd have accepted by now that they have enough of a well-ordered militia already
duke: there...
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duke: thanks for the time
me: hey, i don't own it
duke: no, but you distribute it
me: you'd think they'd have accepted by now that they have enough of a well-ordered militia already
duke: there...
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fenris23:
Wow awesome. Is he proud of you too?
audioofambor:
haha... no wonder you're so fucking witty and funny. i wish he was my dad.
busy day, short update:
worked like hell today. Posh and i did a metric ton of flowcharts and storyboards for the company's flagship site. yay for busy days... i feel so damn productive.
further updates on the the Posh front... called the landlord today, and he said since i'm a solid tenant he'll let the Kudester come live with my girl when she moves into...
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worked like hell today. Posh and i did a metric ton of flowcharts and storyboards for the company's flagship site. yay for busy days... i feel so damn productive.
further updates on the the Posh front... called the landlord today, and he said since i'm a solid tenant he'll let the Kudester come live with my girl when she moves into...
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d_infinite:
No mozilla, I'm a mac man. Safari has a built in spell checker. I've always been a little suspect of Posh's grammar.
Thanks for for the well wishes.
peace.
Thanks for for the well wishes.
peace.
monica:
a metric ton eh?
quick update from work...
the girl bought three cd's during our epic three and a half hour mall sojourn last night. metric, the stars, and franz ferdinand. i had already become enamoured with metric and the stars through significant exposure at Posh's house, but this franz thing is new... but at the same time not new - but still good. the track list is like...
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the girl bought three cd's during our epic three and a half hour mall sojourn last night. metric, the stars, and franz ferdinand. i had already become enamoured with metric and the stars through significant exposure at Posh's house, but this franz thing is new... but at the same time not new - but still good. the track list is like...
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posh:
do my work, punk.
or come get under my desk.
or come get under my desk.
spunkrockj:
As I already regaled in Posh's journal, Metric is amazing and I'm so excited to see other people falling for them. Franz Ferdinand is my new conquest. Ahhh, music lovers!!
UPDATE: i was going to rant on about how this 40-something wannabe designer got stuck in our office a few days a week, but was overcome (as you can see below). now, i MUST talk about her. you see, she just complained about the music we play in the office (as a point of reference, one of our bosses had Liquid Swords on in his...
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posh:
or what about some happy hardcore.......
posh:
off topic, i dislike my posting pic. my head looks so huge. like yours normally.
why read me? read Tim
to quote someone mr. bray quoted:
"We can no longer pretend that free and commercial software, or Internet standards and protocols, are just tools. We have to admit at least that they are political tools. After all, fire and the printing press are just tools.
to quote someone mr. bray quoted:
"We can no longer pretend that free and commercial software, or Internet standards and protocols, are just tools. We have to admit at least that they are political tools. After all, fire and the printing press are just tools.
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posh:
no you fuck, you actually put thought into comments in monica's journal, and comment more often than in mine. yes i deleted your previous comment because you pointed out a typo i made. a TYPO. gee whiz. sorry if i don't value you pointing out my grammatical errors quite so much. my deepist apologies. maybe i will leave random two word comments and then you will be able to leave me witty replies.
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monkeypox:
ouch, not trying to butt in here (but i am) but if it helps, i hardly ever comment in Adore's journal cuz she is usually right there to actually speak with. besides i couldnt type nearly as fast (or smooth) as i talk!
UPDATE: yup, she called it. my girl got the illustrious monday slot. woo!
the time to sleep fast approaches, so i'll avoid my usual tautological tendencies (note to Posh: found while looking up synonyms for the word of the day). anyways:
new job. programming. full time. free laptop. starts tomorrow. no dress code. self-defined hours. a short flurry of details: on friday i worked for...
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the time to sleep fast approaches, so i'll avoid my usual tautological tendencies (note to Posh: found while looking up synonyms for the word of the day). anyways:
new job. programming. full time. free laptop. starts tomorrow. no dress code. self-defined hours. a short flurry of details: on friday i worked for...
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0theamazingrando:
Muahaha! I cast magic missile all over the place!
posh:
yeah baby. i only want you for your buff. mmm buff.
maybe you should have thrown a snowball at the old man on the scooter. although, given his quick pace and snarky behaviour, there is a good chance he may have run you down.
maybe you should have thrown a snowball at the old man on the scooter. although, given his quick pace and snarky behaviour, there is a good chance he may have run you down.
best spam subject line ever:
"Jiz on my valentine !!!! winnings drinkable"
"Jiz on my valentine !!!! winnings drinkable"
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monica:
we need an update here!!!
posh:
you are hot. and mine. all mine. thus, i win too.
i need to go eat pineapple now.
peace.