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to replace a lame journal entry with something way cooler from the simpsons:

lenny: it's crazy to think that all this sunshine and food and everything comes from one god

carl: nah, there's probably a lot of gods

lenny: yeah, and some of 'em gotta be chicks

carl: chicks with a thousand boobs!

so it's canada day.

as posh and i were walking around downtown amongst the flag-and-silly-hat-clad revelers, she wondered if we were being too derisive and aloof about the whole thing. i replied that it would be against our nature to be anything else, and that by being sardonic elitist bastards we were in fact upholding the proudest canadian tradition of all: laughing at the stupidity...
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home again, home again, giggity giggity.

the toronto trip was pretty epic, which over the past week has become my superlative of choice. i'm not sure how exactly it wormed its way into my - at times downright labrynthine - speech patterns but hey, there it is. dude, epic man.

i think the full tale of the trip to toronto might be a little too...
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in half an hour i'm leaving for a week of vacation in Toronto. wooooo!

i get to meet Posh's family and friends, go to crazy restaurants and clubs, shop in an actual city for the first time in a while, and to top it off we're staying at the Hilton on Niagara Falls for a night.

my only regret is that our WoW Beta invites...
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so it's going to be a geeky update, who'd have guessed - a nerdy post from me.

the Poshest just logged into Shaw Cable's site with the login/pass from an email account i made for that exact purpose. she clicked through a few links, and BAM, a Blondie video is playing on our tv. it's one of those moments where you think damn, it works....
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well, a certain someone is older today. the cake and go karts should prove to be an entertaining way to spend a birthday - that is of course if we manage to get any money today. you know that whole Royal Bank fuck-up? yeah, that's me. all the money in my account disappeared yesterday and they say they're "working on it". note that the...
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dan found a radio station that plays only video game themes this morning. i'm presently rocking gently to the main theme from Chrono Trigger... oh the memories.

the weekend was a shining success, despite the fact that the car didn't come through for Posh and Malloreigh. the guy who was going to lend us his '74 Charger has a rather sick uncle, so it's...
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posh [at.work] says:
i should update my sg journal
posh [at.work] says:
but i have nothing to say
dfltr - at work says:
same. there's nothing to really journal about. "i'm sleepy. i want to lay in bed. that is all"
posh [at.work] says:
hahaha
posh [at.work] says:
but micah
posh [at.work] says:
what about "last night posh turned to me and said..."
dfltr -...
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porn spam this morning: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT - done in an incomfortable place.

having random shit that doesn't make sense is funny, but having a reference to Mallrats is funnier. i think Smith would be happy to know that the Askewniverse has reached its cold, geeky tendrils into the porn industry.

in terms of an actual journal with stuff in it instead of random spam talk...
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i'm going to go read a book right now.

a book about... cowboys.

deep thought of the moment: do transvestites shave with womens' razors?

on the plus side, the keg's caesar salad has come a long way since last i dined there. Posh, the waiter, and i had a few decent laughs... of note was when he put my baked potato and asparagus on the table with a flourish and said "you dinner sir".

the regrowth of my love of real metal continues... last night i had many...
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